New (?) blonde jokes ( Archived) (6)

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to economy since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde replied, I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm not moving.

Not wanting to argue with a customer the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of the first class section. Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm not moving."

The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what to do about her. The captain said, I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this. He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section mumbling to herself, Why didn't anyone just say so?

Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat. He said, I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York.

A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into. The firemen yell to the Brunette, Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive! The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away...the Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.

C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump! say the firemen to the Redhead. Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away! says the Redhead. No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads! OK says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.

Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell Jump! You have to jump! No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away! yelled the Blonde. No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!

Look, the Blonde says, nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it...

This isn't really a joke but...
ONe time I was driving to the coast and the person in the passenger seat was flicking a cig. out the window and asked the blonde chick behind him if her window was down so it didn't fly back in and she looked at the window and responded
"I don't know"

haha..classic!!!!

i'm peeping around in here looking fer me a womern..!!