Honeymoon (8)

A young couple are spending their honeymoon in a beautiful picturesque Cotswold village hotel situated by the side of the local duck pond.. On the first morning after their wedding, the chamber maid goes up to their room to bring breakfast.
On the door, is a note which reads,
'No breakfast required, Living off the foods of love.'
At lunch time, the maid goes up again with a lunch tray, and again, on the door is a note which reads.
'No lunch required. Living off the foods of love.'
The same thing happens at tea, dinner and suppertime.
This goes on for two days, until, on the morning of the third day the manager decides to take the tray up.
Once again,written on a note pinned to the door is a note which reads,
'No breakfast required, living off the foods of love.'
At which the manager writes a note,and pushes it under the door.
The note reads,
'We don't mind you living off the foods of love. But would you kindly refrain from throwing the wrappers out of the window. They're choking the ducks!'

A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were
spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and
began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife
asked, "What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird.

"I had tolio as a child," he answered.

"You mean polio?" she asked.

"No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes."

When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked

"What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!"

"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.

"You mean measles?" she asked.

"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."

The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.

As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.

"Don't tell me," she said.

"Let me guess...



Smallcox?

OUCH!!!