THE WASHCLOTH ( Archived) (6)

Ladies this has to be
read, laughed at and passed. There isn't a woman alive
today who won't crack up over this!

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist
later in the week. Early one morning, I received a
call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had
been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had
only just packed everyone off to work and school, and
it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office
took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to
spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort
over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I
wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So,
I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the
washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave
myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was
at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the
clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car
and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when
I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure
you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the
other side of the r oom and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My,
we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't
we?' I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and
went home. The rest of the day was normal ... Some
shopping, cleaning, cooking.

After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing,
she called out from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my
washcloth?'

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the
sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside
it.'

NEVER EVER GOING BACK TO THAT DOCTOR. EVER!

Have a Great Day!

Kinda makes me wonder if the Dr. went home with glitter on him? And if he was married......??????? OMG!!

Damn that was GOOOOOD!!!!!!!!