Kids say... The funniest things. ( Archived) (7)

The funniest things.


While walking the sidewalk of his church, the local pastor heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt.
Apparently, his 5 year old son and his playmates had found a dead robin.
Feeling that a proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased.
The pastors son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonuous dignity intoned his version of what his father always said.
"Glory be unto the Faaaather and unto the Sonnnnn...and into the hole he goes."


It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake was barking and I saw a little boy staring in at me.
"Is that a dog you got there?" he asked.
"It sure is." I replied
Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then at the back of the van.
Finally, he said.
"What'd he do?"

Those are some good ones.

good ones

my brother wears a mudflap he is happy married 4 children i love em all my family. when he was about 4 he found himself a girlfriend even introduced him to mum saying,DO YOU LIKE HER KINDA FACE MUM?