Did you know that the sandwich was invented by an English Lord? The Earl of Sandwich. He was the first man to put his meat between two pieces of bread.
Little Johnny is playing with Little Janet. He pulls down his trousers and says, "I bet you haven't got one of these?" Little Janet lifts her dress up, pulls her knickers down and says, No! But with one of these, I can have as many of those that I want!"
I was sitting in the bar smoking like a 1,000,000 cigarettes the lady next to me looks at me and says "hey 2nd hand smoke is twice as bad for me as it is for you...What do you have to say about that?"
So a lot of the times my friends can't understand me
I will say something and my friend will be like "what? So I will say it again but he won't hear me again so now I am saying it really loud But it's really some insignificant s#$% that I am saying so now I find myself screaming
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Oh God. Tis is driving me quackers.
Hi Chris How's it hangin' tonight?