A Parrot story (This one I just gotta share) (118)
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssss!
hell yeah brotha!!!!!!!!!!!
hell yeah brotha!!!!!!!!!!!
------ This thread is Archived ------
I'm crapping myself here
A guy working in a glass blowing factory fell into a vat of moulten glass and made a spectacle of himself. 
A guy working in a glass blowing factory fell into a vat of moulten glass and made a spectacle of himself.
------ This thread is Archived ------
------ This thread is Archived ------
dr.pepper has a comercial for diet dr.pepper
they say it tastes just like regular dr. pepper
well then the f#$%d up
they say it tastes just like regular dr. pepper
well then the f#$%d up
------ This thread is Archived ------
Ohh that's good
I hate black lights. They make most people look cool , but not me. You see, I was under the impression the mustard stain had come out.
I hate black lights. They make most people look cool , but not me. You see, I was under the impression the mustard stain had come out.
------ This thread is Archived ------
------ This thread is Archived ------
people always catch fish
they always let them go
they don't want to eat the fish but they do want to make them late for something
What took you so long?
I got caught
BS
let me see the inside of your lip
they always let them go
they don't want to eat the fish but they do want to make them late for something
What took you so long?
I got caught
BS
let me see the inside of your lip
------ This thread is Archived ------
STILL
Coca Cola and Pepsi Cola have just announced that they are to merge and their new slogan will be:
Be sociable. Have a Poke.
Coca Cola and Pepsi Cola have just announced that they are to merge and their new slogan will be:
Be sociable. Have a Poke.
------ This thread is Archived ------
LMFAO
------ This thread is Archived ------
you can cuss on XM radio
no shiv
noone can here it
You can cuss in the woods to
no shiv
noone can here it
You can cuss in the woods to
------ This thread is Archived ------
What's green and eats nuts?
Syphilis.
Syphilis.
------ This thread is Archived ------
Hell yeah
------ This thread is Archived ------
they could take all the sesame seeds off the market and I wouldn't even care
what does a sesame grow into?
I don't know we never gave them the chance
what is a sesame?
it's a street
it's a way to open shiv
what does a sesame grow into?
I don't know we never gave them the chance
what is a sesame?
it's a street
it's a way to open shiv
------ This thread is Archived ------
Ohhh I miss Mitch man. Keep them coming ------ This thread is Archived ------
you can have this payment for 4 easy payments of 19.99
I would like to have three easy payments
and one complicated payment
we can't tell you which payment it is but one of these payments is going to be a b#$%%
the mail man will get shot to death
the envelope will not seal
and them stamp will be in the wrong denomination
GOOD LUCK F#$%^r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would like to have three easy payments
and one complicated payment
we can't tell you which payment it is but one of these payments is going to be a b#$%%
the mail man will get shot to death
the envelope will not seal
and them stamp will be in the wrong denomination
GOOD LUCK F#$%^r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
------ This thread is Archived ------
I hate to be a giraff with a soar throat
G#$ damn it
G#$ damn it
------ This thread is Archived ------
he sits around and writes jokes for a living
he thinks of something that is funny then he goes and gets a pen and writes it down
or if the pen is to far away then he has to convince himself that it wasn't funny
he thinks of something that is funny then he goes and gets a pen and writes it down
or if the pen is to far away then he has to convince himself that it wasn't funny
------ This thread is Archived ------
Ohh crap I just LOL by myself.
------ This thread is Archived ------
i like to pinch the microphone cord
then when I let it go you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once
then when I let it go you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once
------ This thread is Archived ------
This Thread is Archived
This Thread is archived, so you will no longer be able to post to it. Threads get archived automatically when they are older than 3 months.
« Go back to All Threads
« Go back to All Threads
More Threads
Salami, Salami, Baloney
Common Issues with the BMW X1
everything is changing
Icebergs Still Around
rarotonga
other can see but not you
your personality
How far is too far?
Don Shits-In-Pants!!!
Nature
More Threads
Report threads that break rules, are offensive, or contain fighting. Staff may not be aware of the forum abuse, and cannot do anything about it unless you tell us about it. click to report forum abuse »
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
F it
build a house
I was lost
But I ahve sevearly improved my predicament