The "bride Broom" ( Archived) (10)

Apr 4, 2007 10:36 PM CST The "bride Broom"
lvslife
lvslifelvslifemoore, USA223 Threads 2,565 Posts
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"


"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.


Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.



"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"


Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy... even these silly little cute... and clean jokes














































Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Apr 4, 2007 10:38 PM CST The "bride Broom"
native_grl38
native_grl38native_grl38Belleville, Canada10 Threads 4,332 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


AWWWEEEEEE...Is that ever cute!!!!!!!!!
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Apr 4, 2007 10:41 PM CST The "bride Broom"
sunnyisles
sunnyislessunnyislesCaribbean, Barbados8 Threads 273 Posts
sweep around, sweep aroundrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 4, 2007 10:47 PM CST The "bride Broom"
longingformyluv
longingformyluvlongingformyluvPittsburgh, USA39 Threads 3,355 Posts
That is cute Kat!laugh
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Apr 4, 2007 11:40 PM CST The "bride Broom"
denizen
denizendenizenMount Carmel, Pennsylvania USA18 Threads 137 Posts
Got to love that. I'm checking my brooms now.uh oh
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Apr 4, 2007 11:43 PM CST The "bride Broom"
photofreek
photofreekphotofreeksoda springs, USA23 Threads 2,495 Posts
now that was a very nice clean joke and funny to bootrolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 5, 2007 12:12 AM CST The "bride Broom"
Dusty45
Dusty45Dusty45Louisville, Kentucky USA54 Threads 2,642 Posts
Just TOO cute to sweep under the rug! applause
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Apr 5, 2007 12:18 AM CST The "bride Broom"
kieyotie
kieyotiekieyotieSan Antonio, Texas USA23 Threads 615 Posts
So why did I end up with a little dust buster?
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Apr 5, 2007 12:36 AM CST The "bride Broom"
MissBehaving
MissBehavingMissBehavingNirvana, British Columbia Canada3 Threads 330 Posts
laugh
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Apr 5, 2007 12:48 AM CST The "bride Broom"
Dusty45
Dusty45Dusty45Louisville, Kentucky USA54 Threads 2,642 Posts
Maybe when the little whisk gets old enough to
care about pets -- the Broomers could get a few little
dust bunnnies. angel
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