chat up lines (11)
Here's ten pence - go call you're mum and tell her you're not coming home tonight
ArE yOu FrOm jAmAiCa?
BeCaUse yOur jAmAiCan Me CrAzY!!!
xx Big Hugs To You All xx
BeCaUse yOur jAmAiCan Me CrAzY!!!
xx Big Hugs To You All xx
Worst chat up line I heard has got to be "Thats a nice dress you are wearing it would look good on my bedroom floor"
(1) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
(2)walk up to someone at the bar, if you or they have ice cubes in their glass, put your hand in grab the ice cube and place in front of them, when they are watching you smash the ice on the bar, then simply say......."Now that I have broken the ice, would you like a drink?"
worst
(1) you might not be the most beautiful girl in the world, but beauty is only a light switch away....
(2)walk up to someone at the bar, if you or they have ice cubes in their glass, put your hand in grab the ice cube and place in front of them, when they are watching you smash the ice on the bar, then simply say......."Now that I have broken the ice, would you like a drink?"
worst
(1) you might not be the most beautiful girl in the world, but beauty is only a light switch away....
worst!! have you got west indian in you if not would u like some 
Did you hear about the chap who met a lovely lady at the disco,they got on very well and at the end of the evening he asked if he could go back to her place.She said " Ok but I am on my menstruation cycle" He said "Thats alright I'll follow you on my Honda.
Love it 
whats that label behind your ear, it says made in heaven
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Do you like dancing?
Well go and dance then whilst I talk to your mate.