Kroger's(American grocery store) ( Archived) (11)

> The new Kroger supermarkets have an automatic water mister to keep
>the
>produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant
>thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
>
> When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness
>the scent of fresh hay.
>
> When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and
>the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
>
> The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
>
> I don't buy toilet paper there any more.


JUST A LITTLE CHUCKLE!

ok now i am afraid to shop at Kroger lmao

Just don't go near the toilet paper

I bet the family planning section is fun.

You should smell the cat litter aisle!

I haven't seen a Kroger in 25 years in this area, NE Ohio!

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"Cash, check or charge?" the cashier asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As the woman fumbled for her wallet, the cashier noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "Do you always carry your TV remote?" the cashier asked. "No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."

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WHILE waiting for my wife at the check-out counter of a large "bag-your-own- groceries" supermarket I noticed that someone had left behind a broom. When no one returned for it, I went outside to search for a couple I remembered seeing at the counter. I spotted them getting into their car and hurried over. "Excuse me," I said to the young woman, "but did you by any chance leave a broom inside?" "No," she replied with a smile, "we came by car."

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MY FATHER was completely lost in the kitchen and never ate unless someone prepared a meal for him. When Mother was ill, however, he volunteered to go to the supermarket for her. She sent him off with a carefully numbered list of seven items. Dad returned a short while later, very proud of himself, and proceeded to unpack the grocery bags. He had one bag of sugar, two dozen eggs, three hams, four boxes of detergent, five boxes of crackers, six eggplants and seven green peppers.

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ONE afternoon the manager of our grocery store noticed a somewhat bewildered man staring vacantly at his shopping list in front of the produce counter. As the manager approached, intending to offer assistance, he noticed printed in large capital letters at the bottom of the man's list: "YOU ARE NOW DONE SHOPPING - COME HOME!"

oh lord, whats up with the man bash? lol....Im a very good shopper thank you lol.