Who's cooking on the grill?? Ya gotta love this one! ( Archived) (22)

After four long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to spring and BBQ season. Therefore, it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this outdoor cooking ritual, as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine:

1. The woman buys the food
2. The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert
3. The Woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the Man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand Here comes the important part:

4. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL More routine:

5. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery

6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation Important again:

7. THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN More routine:

8. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table

9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes And most important of all:

10. Everyone PRAISES THE MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts
11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off" and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!!!

I need a woman like that

This is so funy and compleatly true. I would love to have woman like that.

speling cor. funny, steel learning

I thought it was cute, and pretty truthful so I hope you all liked it!

MEN.....

That's why I take up my post beside the grill with my drink and my man does all the other stuff. I tell him it's because I am really picky about how my meat is cooked.

<------ Best BBQer ever! And I do all the rest. As far as the beer, it's usually ina cooler beside the grill. I just need a pretty lady to lounge in a lawn chair to keep me just enough distracted.

{I've BBQed on a boat, out side when it was 40 below, and inside when it was raining.}

Pass the meat and lets get this going!

{PS...the story was pretty funny, too many men like that out there.}