my ferret has a gun (20)
Whisper2mesevierville, Tennessee USA3 Threads 19 Postsscenario, my ferret has a gun, do i attempt to disarm, or reason with the weasel and hope for the best, keep in mind, the ferret is on prozac..........................discuss
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I say, call a crisis negotiator, ferrets are evil wretches that will magnum your head as soon as look at you.
Which they kind of tend to do cross-eyed, so they might not be the greatest shots in the world, but why take chances.
TET
Which they kind of tend to do cross-eyed, so they might not be the greatest shots in the world, but why take chances.
TET
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you are all knowing godhi
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no consider if it's all hopped up on diet coke and been watching dr. phill all day , stuff could get volatile.
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Dunno about the diet coke, but 10 minutes of Dr. Phil makes ME homocidal.
I say, call negotiator, call SWAT, and build a bomb shelter, just in case.
I say, call negotiator, call SWAT, and build a bomb shelter, just in case.
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he gotta mouth , he'll bite the @!#$ outta me
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Okay........ not sure what being on Prozac is like but I'm sure it depends on how long he's been on it and, therefore, how much is in his system, as well as what affect it has. The ferret stood on hind legs is not a tall creature so, at worst, you may get a shot in the shin?? Unless he is on something higher?? In which case....... ooooooo... be careful!!! Also, isn't a gun a little heavy for a ferret to hold? And, besides, a ferret doesn't have a posable thumb!! Finally, you attempt to reason with the ferret?? In English??? What's to say he understands English???
Just a thought? Can't believe I'm doing this...... hee hee!
Just a thought? Can't believe I'm doing this...... hee hee!
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banana ........excellent, where have you been?
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Don't you have a mouth??? Bite him!!! 
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Buy him a small ferret's wheel (I love the ferretswheel at the carnival) Let him ride free and fast until he throws up. While he is throwing up he will have his mind on things coming up. Grab the gun and yell "Hey rube!" for back up from the other ferrets.
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here, there, everywhere!
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Lightening, Red and RNG....!!!
Fab! Much better than I could've come up with!!
Hee hee...
Fab! Much better than I could've come up with!!
Hee hee...
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If it is a gurl ferret give a boy ferret a peanut then show him the gurl ferret. He will then go over and try to slip the gurl ferret his goober, then she gonna be in a better mood.
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Sorry, what has the peanut to do with it?? And what's a "goober"??? 
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A peanut is also called a goober. The rest figure out.
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There's an easier solution: Wait until the crack that made you see armed animal clears your system and the ferret will disappear by itself. 
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well theres some yorkshire advice for weasels that should transpose for ferrets n polecats etc ........
now then son.if ever ya catch a weasel asleep....
PISS IN ITS EAR
now then son.if ever ya catch a weasel asleep....
PISS IN ITS EAR
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