Typical Woman...? (17)

May 24, 2007 2:24 PM CST Typical Woman...?
sunflora
sunflorasunfloraHuddersfield, West Yorkshire, England UK5 Threads 154 Posts
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

I'd love to be eight again' she replied.

On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big
bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day!

He put her on every ride in the park;

* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme Park.

Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

Right after they journeyed to a McDonalds where her
loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
refreshing chocolate milk shake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M& M's.

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted.

He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked 'Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
changed.

'I meant my dress size, you f*cking tw*t'

The moral of this story:

Even when a man is listening... he's still going to get it wrong!!

scold scold rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
May 24, 2007 2:31 PM CST Typical Woman...?
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
scold laugh laugh
May 24, 2007 4:35 PM CST Typical Woman...?
coleen
coleencoleencardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK26 Threads 3,311 Posts
laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing grin
May 24, 2007 4:38 PM CST Typical Woman...?
deborah12
deborah12deborah12wolverhampton, UK89 Threads 11,243 Posts
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May 24, 2007 4:40 PM CST Typical Woman...?
Yaya248
Yaya248Yaya248St Andrews, Fife, Scotland UK22 Threads 218 Posts
Tis a damn shame, innit?
very mad
May 24, 2007 4:41 PM CST Typical Woman...?
xxLilyxx
xxLilyxxxxLilyxxHampshire, England UK36 Threads 3,678 Posts
Typical bloke roll eyes
Like it laugh
May 24, 2007 4:43 PM CST Typical Woman...?
fiesty71
fiesty71fiesty71swansea, West Glamorgan, Wales UK11 Threads 1,066 Posts
doh doh doh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
May 24, 2007 4:48 PM CST Typical Woman...?
charlieeeee
charlieeeeecharlieeeeelincolnshire, Lincolnshire, England UK11 Threads 462 Posts
dancing

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wave
hi everone... hows you all doing???

xxx
May 24, 2007 4:55 PM CST Typical Woman...?
xxLilyxx
xxLilyxxxxLilyxxHampshire, England UK36 Threads 3,678 Posts
Hiya Charlie wave
Doing great, thanks. Hows you?
May 24, 2007 5:01 PM CST Typical Woman...?
charlieeeee
charlieeeeecharlieeeeelincolnshire, Lincolnshire, England UK11 Threads 462 Posts
hi lily

yer not to bad ta hunny...

still not the same on here i see....

any gossip going then???

xxx
May 24, 2007 5:07 PM CST Typical Woman...?
xxLilyxx
xxLilyxxxxLilyxxHampshire, England UK36 Threads 3,678 Posts
Not the same? as in, peeps no longer here anymore? hug
There's probably plenty of gossiping, but I'd rather not know it laugh
May 24, 2007 5:11 PM CST Typical Woman...?
charlieeeee
charlieeeeecharlieeeeelincolnshire, Lincolnshire, England UK11 Threads 462 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing

yer i pop on now and then to have a read...

secretly sneak in likeinnocent

xxxxx
May 24, 2007 5:19 PM CST Typical Woman...?
xxLilyxx
xxLilyxxxxLilyxxHampshire, England UK36 Threads 3,678 Posts
laugh
Discreet is best laugh
Yeah, theres a few funny characters I miss too blues
May 25, 2007 11:00 AM CST Typical Woman...?
migene
migenemigenelimbo, Greater Manchester, England UK11 Threads 1,690 Posts
we listen grin its just that women never say wot they mean rollers its a bit like multiple choice laugh
May 25, 2007 11:02 AM CST Typical Woman...?
xxLilyxx
xxLilyxxxxLilyxxHampshire, England UK36 Threads 3,678 Posts
blah roll eyes
May 25, 2007 11:12 AM CST Typical Woman...?
migene
migenemigenelimbo, Greater Manchester, England UK11 Threads 1,690 Posts
42-3 tongue
May 25, 2007 11:23 AM CST Typical Woman...?
xxLilyxx
xxLilyxxxxLilyxxHampshire, England UK36 Threads 3,678 Posts
You wish dancing grin
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