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I'd love to be eight again' she replied.
On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big
bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day!
He put her on every ride in the park;
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme Park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
Right after they journeyed to a McDonalds where her
loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
refreshing chocolate milk shake.
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M& M's.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted.
He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked 'Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
changed.
'I meant my dress size, you f*cking tw*t'
The moral of this story:
Even when a man is listening... he's still going to get it wrong!!