How to Mess With Restaurant Employees, and Put a smile on their faces... (3)

This is a true story that happened earlier today when I went to eat at Coco's with a friend of mine. I will keep the parties nameless to protect the innocent (you know who you are...Chris). ;)

There are a few simple things that you can to put a smile on a restaurant employees' faces. Just follow these simple instructions:

When you arrive at the restaurant and check-in, they usually ask for your name. A few good suggested names include:

1) Imubu - Then may be do a little popping and clicking. They will probably will give you that confused look on how to spell it, and what to do with the extra pop-click-pop-pop noises.

2) Jebediah - This may get a strange look. At least it is worth a try. Make sure to ask if there is any electricity used in the preparation of the food.

3) Mr. President

There is still more room for fun after the meal ends. Here are some more things you can do to get a smile out of the cashier.

1) They are most likely going to ask you how your meal was. You should respond immediately in an excited voice with something like "Super Fantastic", or "Stupendous". But, immediately look over to the other person you were eating with and ask "what did I order?".

2) Lastly, if you happen to pay by credit card, I usually put "SEE ID" in the signature space on the back. If they ask, then you explain that your evil twin sometimes steals your credit card and goes on spending sprees.

Just a few suggestions to keep them on their feet, and make 'em smile.

This one wasn't that funny, but hey...somedays are funnier then others. I hope I did't waste 2 minutes of your life, that you'll never get back. If so, you can send your requests for a full refund to:

PO Box 674
Houston, TX 63946

come on now mac the cat bit was your best.