How to Annoy the Wal-Mart Greeter... (5)
Come into a Wal-Mart about once every 10 minutes. That annoys the crap out of them. I did this 1 time and the male greeter was like, "What did you forget something, young lady?". I was yeah, and just giggled, walking away. It was hilarious.
Walk through the short cart door... Make them hold all the crap in your bag when you rifle through it to find the damn receipt. Go to the snack bar get a bag of chips and stand next to them chewing with your mouth open. Advanced skill is to let some of the food fall out of your mouth as you greet the shoppers. For those on a diet, drooling is a great substitute. Walk in circles around the greeter. Play the shadow game with the greeter.
Walk up to THE Greeter and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in HousewaresRun up to an greeter while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!"Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. Beg the greeter for those happy-face stickers. Stick them on your face, then stand next to him and copy whatever he says when customers walk in.And we must not forget the sales clerks.......Stand in the dressing room and yell,"hey! wheres the toilet paper?!"Just walk by them (like you didn't hear them) and don't pay attention!! 
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After about 5 minutes of this, mumble something like "better watch your back grandpa I'm just waiting for this job to open up."
Standard Disclaimer: I hope I didn't offend any senior citizens in this post. My parents are both senior citizens and I love them to death. They are the people I have to thank for this strange sense of humor, or it might have been the milk man (gonna have to ask my mom on that one). Also, if you work or volunteer at Wal-Mart, more power to you. This was just for fun.