Please don't !! (62)

Hey, I need a German Border Guard Exactly Like You...Do you think you can get a transfer to that tiny little border post thats right in the forest, where they still got that dirt road, where all the Swiss sneak thru with their overload of groceries that they buy at Aldi? You know that old half-abandoned border post....now and again, just to surprise everyone and raise some revenue, they wait for me when my Schengen Visa has expired to go vamping thru there illegally..... Well a border guard like you, who will just shout Schnell Schnell, Vamoose, Go, get out of my sight... would suit me very well.

Especially so I can have more than one beer when we go eat out over in Germany... It would be so much more fun to drive drunkenly thru the forest, meet up with an unfriendly B/Guard who doesnt want to be bothered by red-tape and all that.....? I dont think you would have to work more than a few hours a month, and maybe they give you a bazooka or something to look official and scary. And there`s a little hut there where you could live for nothing! and maybe just consfiscate a few groceries every now and again.. and you can eat for nothing too!