Tiddly Winks anyone. Hopscotch on the b&w tile floor. Make a hmmmmm sound in your cheap vinyl chair and blame it on someone else. Ask the receptionist how long before you are seen every 2 minutes. Sign your name on the sign in sheet Superkalafragilisticexpealidocious...Mary Poppins. Kneel and pray.
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Arrange the patients in alphabetical order by diseases?
Give your flu to as many others as you can?
Shoot craps with the guys in the corner?
Organize a square dance?