my responder got caught in the warp drive lazier beam when hit warp 3 been trying to get it to respond properly but has taken much spit and chewing gum
i mccoy was mighty close call that beam almost caught me at the responder bounce wave but it lost power just in time
Captain..I have been scanning ahead in gamma sector. I have found some activity in the upper quadrant. Its advisible we bring all weapons and shields online when entering this sector. Mccoy. I think i need a brain scan from last weekend...meet me in med 3
OH Spocky babe, he he he. You still recovering? Sorry I got so wild but you and Kirk brought that on yourselves. I find your anatomy very interesting ofcourse. I'd do a Vulcan again.
What do you think about the Vulcan male anatomy McCoy? I think it was scary in a twisted sort of way but the brown goo was kind of interesting. You don't think I could of made a little Vulcan do you!!???
I was afraid of this, I think the melackulious veroid has become airbourne, its appearing as though its affecting the crew of the enterprise, what can I do, I need to find Spock, even McCoy seems affected, I must find Spock ! SPOCK, SPOCK, where are you, Spock to enterprise, this is Kirk, Spock where are you ?
spock here, whats going on? the crew has gone nuts. Maybe due to the influx of the zion rays we encountered. I have been analyzing the data and I believe I have found a treatment for this. I will contact McCoy and give her all the data. All crew must report to med4 when schedueled.
Spock here, Dont critisize the Vulcans, you know we are unable to feel anything resemblining human emotion. But i still do enjoy a good Vulcan rubdown.
Captains log, star date 7712112, we are experiencing some strange urnumula, its like a transformation of Man, it seems my crew thinks they are something they really are not, I am not sure how to over come this, am I really Spock, no, I'm McCoy, or wait, I'm Scotty, sheeeit, who the fuu@%$#^ am I, am I the captain, I just don't know ? SPOCK, SPOCK, Where are you ????
captain, indeed we are experiencing a strange reaction to the nebula. but it appears to only be affecting the humans. I am analyzing data from the starbanks and should be able to reverse the effects soon.
it seems I have become lost help me....there appear to be flying sparks everywhere....and I need more screwdrivers off knowledge...........I can't seem to...........AHHH!
MAC where are you. I have enabled the long range sensors and will continue to search for you. Are you injured or just seeking knowledge? Captain, we must find Mccoy....please acknowledge
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McCoy on standby...