our long range scanners are offline. Spock to Engineering....Scotty where are you? We need to transfer all power to the vextex distributer. Power down warp and stand by....
can someone locate the captain. he is needed on the bridge immedietly.
Spock...Captain so glad we all got back to the ship. Captain we missed you in your absence. Spock, can I see you med4 please. Has anyone seen Scotty? I've become quite worried as he refused to take the injection for the iamanasshole virus..I am afraid he may run amuck..
I cant seem to locate Scottie. I think the vius has the best of him. Im still recovering myself, but seem to be doing much better. I dont see the captain on the bridge either. by gawd, whos flying this tin can?
hhheeellllpppp i am lost in this alien atmosfear i have been given the infamous just add romulin juice t-shirt hhheeellllp get me outa this place i think i may have contract some personality hijaking disorder i don't ever remember acting like this b4
Spock, If you go down in the engine room and open the miderazoid room, look on the rear panel, theres two hankersum swithches, throw them to max warp and you will reach warp 7, I am not sure where the other switches are to get max warp power, Scotty does some crossing of the hankersum switches and then cross'es the zectorrator with the intakefluctuation and I believe he has to fill the antifrektor tank with liloliquid, which we may be out of. So I think warp 7 will get you plenty of speed for now, have fun. Don't crash my ship. Kirk out.
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can someone locate the captain. he is needed on the bridge immedietly.
spock out