This journey we are on, here on the enterprise is one of a kind sent from earth. We have explored many planets, solar systems and met many unusual faces. However, after the attact on the enterprise in Exilezeema system 1 at the outter region of gallaxy six, 32 months ago I was ejected from the enterprise on a shuttle while unconscious by an unknown person. The shuttle had me in suspended animation for about 28 of the 32 months after I landed on this strange planet called Condorallaxy Zeema 1. I was on the most unusual journey while after I awoke, I had seen three headed horses, flies the size of birds, whales that walked on land and human like creatures that lived in their oceans, frogs that talked, stuffed animals that where alive, rocks that had pets! I did not understand, could I be having flash backs, maybe those mushrooms I ate where more than just food, could that frog of lied to me, maybe he did, maybe it was the stuffed animals, where am I, Jim get a hold of yourself, ok, sorry. Wow, maybe I should go back there, or am I still there and think I have left, I am not sure, hello, can anyone hear me. Spock, Spock, SPOCK, where are you ? Is this logical ?
welcome back captain. As thought, the crew has been acting quite strange while you were away. We have encountered a few new species, along with introducing a few new crew members. I have not heard from Mccoy in some time, do you know anything about her absence? I believe Scotty has been in and out while Bones is missing as well. Maybe they shall return soon, when word reaches that the captain has returned. I have entered coordinates to the Delta quadrant to observe the delphian exposure.
Wargroth: hello hello?? is this thing on?... Greedock, how do you work this communication device???
Greedock: *sigh*.... captain you need to push the button.
Wargroth: Oh yes, yes of course.
Greedock *hisses under breathe* 5th time today he's forgotten... males oi
Wargroth: SO THIS CREATURE KNOWN AS CAPTAIN, IS YOUR CAPTAIN EH SPOCK BEAST!! I Wargroth of the Ronocar, can explain where your captain was all this time. HA HA HA !! it was on one of our vast super market planets...YOU DIDN'T TOUCH ANYTHING DID YOU!!!!???? I believe both of our races would agree that you strange and hideous creatures touching our meat supplies would not be a very wise choice. It would make we Ronocars very unhappy meaning certain death for you Earth things and a fresh food supply for us. Ha HA HA HA!!!!! cough cough
We have now explored new territories in the Rogga Planetary section of Galaxy 61775, its never been explored. Theres some strange things going on here. I need to get my boarding party together and beam down to see whats going on. Kirk Out
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This journey we are on, here on the enterprise is one of a kind sent from earth. We have explored many planets, solar systems and met many unusual faces. However, after the attact on the enterprise in Exilezeema system 1 at the outter region of gallaxy six, 32 months ago I was ejected from the enterprise on a shuttle while unconscious by an unknown person.
The shuttle had me in suspended animation for about 28 of the 32 months after I landed on this strange planet called Condorallaxy Zeema 1.
I was on the most unusual journey while after I awoke, I had seen three headed horses, flies the size of birds, whales that walked on land and human like creatures that lived in their oceans, frogs that talked, stuffed animals that where alive, rocks that had pets! I did not understand, could I be having flash backs, maybe those mushrooms I ate where more than just food, could that frog of lied to me, maybe he did, maybe it was the stuffed animals, where am I, Jim get a hold of yourself, ok, sorry. Wow, maybe I should go back there, or am I still there and think I have left, I am not sure, hello, can anyone hear me.
Spock, Spock, SPOCK, where are you ?
Is this logical ?
Captain out....