Spock wher are you ? ( Archived) (521)

Mar 11, 2006 9:37 AM CST Spock wher are you ?
landshark
landsharklandsharkLong Beach, California USA20 Threads 557 Posts
Stardate 21125150:

This journey we are on, here on the enterprise is one of a kind sent from earth. We have explored many planets, solar systems and met many unusual faces. However, after the attact on the enterprise in Exilezeema system 1 at the outter region of gallaxy six, 32 months ago I was ejected from the enterprise on a shuttle while unconscious by an unknown person.
The shuttle had me in suspended animation for about 28 of the 32 months after I landed on this strange planet called Condorallaxy Zeema 1.
I was on the most unusual journey while after I awoke, I had seen three headed horses, flies the size of birds, whales that walked on land and human like creatures that lived in their oceans, frogs that talked, stuffed animals that where alive, rocks that had pets! I did not understand, could I be having flash backs, maybe those mushrooms I ate where more than just food, could that frog of lied to me, maybe he did, maybe it was the stuffed animals, where am I, Jim get a hold of yourself, ok, sorry. Wow, maybe I should go back there, or am I still there and think I have left, I am not sure, hello, can anyone hear me.
Spock, Spock, SPOCK, where are you ?
Is this logical ?

Captain out....
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Mar 14, 2006 6:47 PM CST Spock wher are you ?
tulsaplumber
tulsaplumbertulsaplumberTulsa, Oklahoma USA2 Threads 517 Posts
welcome back captain. As thought, the crew has been acting quite strange while you were away. We have encountered a few new species, along with introducing a few new crew members. I have not heard from Mccoy in some time, do you know anything about her absence? I believe Scotty has been in and out while Bones is missing as well. Maybe they shall return soon, when word reaches that the captain has returned. I have entered coordinates to the Delta quadrant to observe the delphian exposure.

Spock Out
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Mar 15, 2006 12:24 AM CST Spock wher are you ?
solowolf
solowolfsolowolfoklahoma city, Oklahoma USA32 Threads 969 Posts
Wargroth: hello hello?? is this thing on?... Greedock, how do you work this communication device???


Greedock: *sigh*.... captain you need to push the button.

Wargroth: Oh yes, yes of course.

Greedock *hisses under breathe* 5th time today he's forgotten... males oi

Wargroth: SO THIS CREATURE KNOWN AS CAPTAIN, IS YOUR CAPTAIN EH SPOCK BEAST!!
I Wargroth of the Ronocar, can explain where your captain was all this time. HA HA HA !! it was on one of our vast super market planets...YOU DIDN'T TOUCH ANYTHING DID YOU!!!!???? I believe both of our races would agree that you strange and hideous creatures touching our meat supplies would not be a very wise choice. It would make we Ronocars very unhappy meaning certain death for you Earth things and a fresh food supply for us. Ha HA HA HA!!!!! cough cough
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Mar 15, 2006 3:11 PM CST Spock wher are you ?
Lillyofthevalley
LillyofthevalleyLillyofthevalleySt John's, Newfoundland Canada38 Threads 3,152 Posts
beam me up...now please...
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Mar 17, 2006 3:39 AM CST Spock wher are you ?
solowolf
solowolfsolowolfoklahoma city, Oklahoma USA32 Threads 969 Posts
BAW HA HA HA!!!! so be it
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Mar 17, 2006 3:51 AM CST Spock wher are you ?
solowolf
solowolfsolowolfoklahoma city, Oklahoma USA32 Threads 969 Posts
Ellbleck: Captain.... I believe she was talking to the Spock thing??

Wargroth: SILENCE FOOL!!!!! someone bite Ellblecks's head off for his stupidity....

Grongroff: And bring a mop...


Wargroth: YES, AND BRING A MOP THIS TIME!!!!
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Mar 30, 2006 7:51 PM CST Spock wher are you ?
tulsaplumber
tulsaplumbertulsaplumberTulsa, Oklahoma USA2 Threads 517 Posts
the starship exploded
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Apr 27, 2006 3:24 AM CST Spock wher are you ?
rockkicker
rockkickerrockkickercarson, USA5 Posts
Spock can't spend time on earth--there is no logic here
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Jun 3, 2006 5:13 AM CST Spock wher are you ?
heinzketchup
heinzketchupheinzketchupFort Mill, South Carolina USA11 Threads 1 Polls 1,799 Posts
Spok is seeking a job as cheerleader
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Jun 3, 2006 6:25 AM CST Spock wher are you ?
catwm
catwmcatwmSomewhere in the middle, Florida USA48 Threads 6,683 Posts
Wait what about those dylethium crytals that we got by trading Mudds women?
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Jun 6, 2006 1:35 AM CST Spock wher are you ?
tulsaplumber
tulsaplumbertulsaplumberTulsa, Oklahoma USA2 Threads 517 Posts
dammit jim, i have awaken. where am i? my sences are weak, and my ears need cleaning. i will wait here for the freebird.
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Jun 17, 2006 1:35 AM CST Spock wher are you ?
tulsaplumber
tulsaplumbertulsaplumberTulsa, Oklahoma USA2 Threads 517 Posts
maybe the starship does exist
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Jun 23, 2006 8:12 PM CST Spock wher are you ?
tulsaplumber
tulsaplumbertulsaplumberTulsa, Oklahoma USA2 Threads 517 Posts
captain, get on it
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Jun 24, 2006 7:51 AM CST Spock wher are you ?
catwm
catwmcatwmSomewhere in the middle, Florida USA48 Threads 6,683 Posts
The transporter has malfunctioned again and Captain Kirk has been split into two personalities once more.




What can we do?
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Jul 22, 2006 7:04 PM CST Spock wher are you ?
tulsaplumber
tulsaplumbertulsaplumberTulsa, Oklahoma USA2 Threads 517 Posts
damb it
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Jul 22, 2006 7:08 PM CST Spock wher are you ?
catwm
catwmcatwmSomewhere in the middle, Florida USA48 Threads 6,683 Posts
Captain Kirk " I'm losing control, I'm losing command, what do I do? "



Bones " Day mit Jim, you got to get a hold of yourself, I'm a doctor not a puppet master. "
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Aug 11, 2006 11:25 PM CST Spock wher are you ?
landshark
landsharklandsharkLong Beach, California USA20 Threads 557 Posts
Captains log, star Date 7133.

We have now explored new territories in the Rogga Planetary section of Galaxy 61775, its never been explored. Theres some strange things going on here. I need to get my boarding party together and beam down to see whats going on.
Kirk Out
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Aug 11, 2006 11:48 PM CST Spock wher are you ?
tulsaplumber
tulsaplumbertulsaplumberTulsa, Oklahoma USA2 Threads 517 Posts
a mop is not logical. captain to the bridge. the long range scanners show a disturbance in quadrant 3. scanners to full power
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Aug 12, 2006 12:28 AM CST Spock wher are you ?
landshark
landsharklandsharkLong Beach, California USA20 Threads 557 Posts
If we put them to full power can we erect the similator for the attact agains the sector 1 station ?
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Aug 12, 2006 12:29 AM CST Spock wher are you ?
tulsaplumber
tulsaplumbertulsaplumberTulsa, Oklahoma USA2 Threads 517 Posts
the maltitoids have engaged the starship, captain, can we beam up to a different planet
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