Oh man, bighugetitsus juice, thats great, I remember that last rondevue, it was something. I allways try to keep the Volupions happy. The chocolate long nuts are of rare form, they only arrive in the malucuar sun explosion, its a very rare occasion.
Kongolonian Rod, what do you take me for, thats for that damn Vulcan, he eats them with or with out the long nuts. I need to go to my quarters and take a snooze, its been a long night, and we have a big mission ahead of us, I will see you around 01800 hrs. Kirk out.............(PST)
Captain..what made to try that juice? I believe you do need to talk with Spock..you need his logic badly! We need to get things in order here. My dear captain it is also in the zillion forty five bylaws that you NOT be under the influence while on the bridge. I realize that the attack on the 7-11 sector is needed...but please have some of the cow juice first to offset the romunlin juice! Then you can go off to play and I will watch from the bridge.
spock pay attention you vulcman you i have the special weapon for the capt. i just finished it i need you to get it to him b4 he meets the space lady it is going to dtrive her wild i divised a slightly snake shaped clear rodthat is made to rotate and plunge into her at the same time space lady should loose her mind if this weapon is used proberly and b4 space lady can get to the capt. and drain his mind momentarily of any inteligence i can only hope you deliver this in time
scottie here spock we should send a scoutting party out to find the capt. i will take mccoy and the back up of my new weapon and we will go to find the capt. mccoy are you ready for this
mccoy scottie here me thinks we should teast this new weapon at least one more time b4 we find the capt. what do you think you wanna be the testee we won't tell spock
Scotty, what just happend, I heard an explosion ? I need the warp drive working, whats the problem ? Mcoy, wheres that Romulin juice, and wheres Spock ? I don't care what them damn bylaws say, I'm having a drink while I drive this ship. Kirk out.........
alright Captain....I'll will bring the juice if that is what you want. As for Spock, I don't know where he is..he is not answering the commucator...and there was a trumuler full of romulin juice on the counterwounter in the bridge this morning...if you didn't get well maybe that is why Spock is missing again.
Spock here...Its fortunate I found my way out of sector 95.5 . Had help with the repairs of the shuttle and I am currently in route to rondevue point. Please advise the captain i will be arriving in aprox. 1 hour. I have a few minor abrasions and will need medical attention as well.
Mcoy please assist Spock at the rondevue he is in need of the help of your expertise. He has had multiple attacts on bhim as a vulcan. Send him to the bridge as soon as you are done. Kirk out.............
spock to enterprise, I am experiencing difficulty navagating to the rondevue point. My sensors have sustained heavy damage durring the crash. Please send out a search party. I believe im still near sector 95.5
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I allways try to keep the Volupions happy.
The chocolate long nuts are of rare form, they only arrive in the malucuar sun explosion, its a very rare occasion.