Dear Dave`s Problem Page.......... ( Archived) (923)

Jul 10, 2007 10:35 AM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
joy555
joy555joy555Akron, USA26 Threads 5,464 Posts
laugh dont worry, i already know he iskiss
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Jul 10, 2007 10:58 AM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
joy555
joy555joy555Akron, USA26 Threads 5,464 Posts
thats is because why would he wantdevil when he hascheering
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Jul 10, 2007 11:03 AM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
Rickster
RicksterRicksterNew York, USA24 Threads 3,362 Posts
Or maybe the aphrodisiacum is like one of those bootleg versionconfused
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Jul 10, 2007 11:10 AM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
joy555
joy555joy555Akron, USA26 Threads 5,464 Posts
face it, you can not win when it comes to mecheering
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Jul 10, 2007 11:22 AM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
paddy123
paddy123paddy123Wales, UK76 Threads 1,551 Posts
I'm with ya all the way babe, I’ve just arranged for a reverse vasectomy for him...wink

Loverboy, you aint gonna ever, no never, get outta this mate!
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Jul 10, 2007 11:24 AM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
joy555
joy555joy555Akron, USA26 Threads 5,464 Posts
i am gonna be in trouble when he comes backrolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 10, 2007 11:43 AM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
paddy123
paddy123paddy123Wales, UK76 Threads 1,551 Posts
Leave it to me darlin', yal all know I'll sort it for ya....even if I have ta sub' him fer the weddin' treat to Mac's............... rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 10, 2007 11:46 AM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
joy555
joy555joy555Akron, USA26 Threads 5,464 Posts
laugh thankskiss
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Jul 10, 2007 1:42 PM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
Ulimaroa
UlimaroaUlimaroaCologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany121 Threads 38 Polls 5,629 Posts
Lets face it girl – your instinct is inherent to your nature.
Being a girl draws you toward a particular behaviour. conversing

Your instinct follows an inbuilt pattern of responses or reactions to certain kinds of stimuli. Lovaboys every word and expression, each full stop, use of emoticon just oozes improper external stimuli you cant really cope with and cant dodge whatever you do. uh oh

Your instinct provides a response to his external stimuli, which moves your girl organism into action, UNLESS overridden by professor intelligence, which is creative and more versatile.

So your only option is – dig deep into your brain, very deep!!! and find what intelligence you can and USE it! Stop reading his comments, his flowers, his mail.

Since instincts take generations to adapt, and it’s hard for a girl like you to fight them, but you have an in-between life-saver --- thumbs up your memory.

It will provide your individually stored successful reactions built upon your past experiences with previous Lovaboy.
Alas - there aint one like him - is there? thumbs up

We don’t know whether or not girls are bound absolutely by instinct.
Predominantly, instinct is pre-intellectual, while intuition is trans-intellectual. head banger

So be intuitive and don’t make him ooze more of his Charisma all over your screen by provocative questions.


He may come and haunt you and you wont be able to sleep at night … drinking
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Jul 10, 2007 2:20 PM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
Ulimaroa
UlimaroaUlimaroaCologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany121 Threads 38 Polls 5,629 Posts
Cutie I was only joshin' - I could be his mum rolling on the floor laughing tongue laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 10, 2007 3:38 PM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
Dear Dave.......you darent leave for 5 minutes....because you do...and you end up with vasectomys.....arguing.......and hijacking......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing what shall you do??

Dave suggests...

Not talkin to yourself for starters....second....done even think about talkin to yourself......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers doh
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Jul 10, 2007 4:10 PM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
Dandelion
DandelionDandelionSouthampton, Hampshire, UK34 Threads 5,236 Posts
Hi Mickey!!! You're in a good mood tonight then?? grin rolling on the floor laughing kiss
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Jul 11, 2007 12:59 AM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
Dear Dodgy Scouse Bloke....

Dear Dave heard that radio interview....and is going to have to agree with ya on this one......lets not make habit of it though eh???

rolling on the floor laughing happy to listen.....professor
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Jul 11, 2007 1:05 AM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
DogMaI
DogMaIDogMaISartell, Minnesota USA17 Threads 1 Polls 2,729 Posts
What's the score?


Nuthin' nuthin'.


Who's winning?


.............The bears.






rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 11, 2007 1:13 AM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing yeah......you aint blonde by any chance??....laugh cheers
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Jul 11, 2007 1:15 AM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
alabamabebe
alabamabebealabamabebeBanks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA66 Threads 3 Polls 4,404 Posts
Nah, just a bears fan. That's worse. rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 11, 2007 1:21 AM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
DogMaI
DogMaIDogMaISartell, Minnesota USA17 Threads 1 Polls 2,729 Posts
Only onceprofessor

Just felt the need to randomly quote a little Ferris Buellerdunno
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Jul 11, 2007 1:22 AM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing ..he`ll hear you ya know??....laugh
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Jul 11, 2007 1:22 AM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
another classic....thumbs up
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Jul 11, 2007 1:26 AM CST Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........
kong21474
kong21474kong21474Slidell, Louisiana USA4 Threads 176 Posts
Dear Super Dave................super

I am concerned about your well being as a mate and fellow dj.
As I was reading through the last couple of "Dear Dave" pages, I noticed some serious cat goulging going on. (I think some of the ladies need stiches) I could go on and on about how I am worried or I could get to my point.

Which love potion # do you use ????confused
Can u Please ship it overnight??blues
Do you think it will work in another country?uh oh

Your concerned and most appreciative pal

Konghandshake cheers
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