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Dear Dave:
I went to the missing person's bureau. No one was there.
So I'm wondering, why do shoelaces only come in certain sizes?
Thinks too much before coffee...
I went to the missing person's bureau. No one was there.
So I'm wondering, why do shoelaces only come in certain sizes?
Thinks too much before coffee...
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Ya know, I always wanted to know that, too. Pressure is on. lovaboy!------ This thread is Archived ------
Dear Dave suggests re-mortgaging your home so you have the funds to visit our wonderful pissed wet through country.....
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you could call it that yeah....
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Dear Kansan..
here are some shoelace sizes for you....
Infant's Shoes Oxfords, sizes 3 to 12 18?
High shoes 24?
Children's Shoes Shoe sizes 12½ to 8 24?
Shoe sizes 8½ to 12 27?
Men's Shoes Pairs of eyelets Dress Shoes Casual Shoes
1 or 2 18? 18?
3 or 4 24? 27?
5 or 6 27? 36?
7 or 8 36?
Boots and Work Shoes Oxford 27?
6 to 8 inches high 40?
8 to 10 inches high 54?
10 inches high and over 72?
Sport Shoes Golf 27?
Low cut (boys, girls, ladies) 36?
Low cut (men's) 40? or 45?
Hightop (men's) 54?
Ice skates 72? or 81"
I also tried the missing persons and got nobody...
here are some shoelace sizes for you....
Infant's Shoes Oxfords, sizes 3 to 12 18?
High shoes 24?
Children's Shoes Shoe sizes 12½ to 8 24?
Shoe sizes 8½ to 12 27?
Men's Shoes Pairs of eyelets Dress Shoes Casual Shoes
1 or 2 18? 18?
3 or 4 24? 27?
5 or 6 27? 36?
7 or 8 36?
Boots and Work Shoes Oxford 27?
6 to 8 inches high 40?
8 to 10 inches high 54?
10 inches high and over 72?
Sport Shoes Golf 27?
Low cut (boys, girls, ladies) 36?
Low cut (men's) 40? or 45?
Hightop (men's) 54?
Ice skates 72? or 81"
I also tried the missing persons and got nobody...
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dear dave
i have a huge problem, u see its summer and quite hot here and ive found eatin ice cream cools me down
thing is im on my 3rd corneto of the day.
oh no
i have a huge problem, u see its summer and quite hot here and ive found eatin ice cream cools me down
thing is im on my 3rd corneto of the day.
oh no
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Dear Dave:
My ex friends all say that I have a problem with practical jokes and I don’t think I do.
For instance, I discovered that my ex-friend, “Ronny” used dandruff shampoo which looked and smelled exactly like the blueberry cream cheese spread that his wife used on her bagels. (Evidently it does NOT taste the way it looks.) (Nor does the blueberry stuff cure dandruff...)
One other time, knowing my ex-preacher's fondness for my ex-wife's brownies, I slipped a little bit of ex-lax into the batch she was preparing for the church social. Well, when he started preaching later, he made the mistake of being "rather active" with his sermon.... (Let's just say that it was a good thing that he was wearing a brown suit that day...)
On yet another occasion, while on a camping trip with my ex-friend “Bill,” I tossed a short length of rope into his lap and hollered “SNAKE!!!!” When “Bill” extricated himself from the limbs of the tree he’d been dozing under, he said that I needed to “At least try something original, for a change!” So, a few hours later, I caught a garter snake and tossed it into his lap and hollered “ROPE!!!!” thinking that he would appreciate my originality. (I don’t know if he did or not – I haven’t seen him since.)
There are many other examples which I could mention, but I think you get the idea. So I guess my question is this: Do I indeed have a problem with practical jokes, or I have just finally gotten them down to a science?
Sign me as,
Just Joking Around...
My ex friends all say that I have a problem with practical jokes and I don’t think I do.
For instance, I discovered that my ex-friend, “Ronny” used dandruff shampoo which looked and smelled exactly like the blueberry cream cheese spread that his wife used on her bagels. (Evidently it does NOT taste the way it looks.) (Nor does the blueberry stuff cure dandruff...)
One other time, knowing my ex-preacher's fondness for my ex-wife's brownies, I slipped a little bit of ex-lax into the batch she was preparing for the church social. Well, when he started preaching later, he made the mistake of being "rather active" with his sermon.... (Let's just say that it was a good thing that he was wearing a brown suit that day...)
On yet another occasion, while on a camping trip with my ex-friend “Bill,” I tossed a short length of rope into his lap and hollered “SNAKE!!!!” When “Bill” extricated himself from the limbs of the tree he’d been dozing under, he said that I needed to “At least try something original, for a change!” So, a few hours later, I caught a garter snake and tossed it into his lap and hollered “ROPE!!!!” thinking that he would appreciate my originality. (I don’t know if he did or not – I haven’t seen him since.)
There are many other examples which I could mention, but I think you get the idea. So I guess my question is this: Do I indeed have a problem with practical jokes, or I have just finally gotten them down to a science?
Sign me as,
Just Joking Around...
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So what can ya see exactly? Tell us.....go on...im itchin to know.. by the way....who are ya?? Dont think we`ve been introduced yet?? Have we? No...didnt think so.....So come on....whats the deal..?
2 guys havin a buzz? Just like they would if they were out in a bar....or camping...fishing........
Its called a sense of humor.......its called bein on the same page.....if thats what you think...then i should be havin affairs with half the people who posted on this thread.....and before ya start postin silly comments like that..i suggest you at least "know" the person a little first.....other than that....if you aint got anything good to say,...dont say nothing....
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Dave is a ladys man and we all know it and great bud to the guys !
Yeah that was rude of her to say something like that to you !
And she hadn't introduced her self yet to the group, and been any time to make friends so someone can accept something like what she said.
I don't even do you that way yet and I have only been here about a month. Dave you are a good man and all the people love you and this girl probable meant no harm , she just don't get it.
Yeah that was rude of her to say something like that to you !
And she hadn't introduced her self yet to the group, and been any time to make friends so someone can accept something like what she said.
I don't even do you that way yet and I have only been here about a month. Dave you are a good man and all the people love you and this girl probable meant no harm , she just don't get it.
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I can take a gag....but i also got a private message as well off the same girl......if i hadnt..then i wouldnt have replied like i did...i wasnt bein ratty about it.....i was just saying....Me and Don are good mates...and when somebody comes out with silly comments...then.....i got broad shoulders though hun......
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you sure you just arn't in denial dave?
you know im joking!
anyway.........let me know when dear dave is open for business....i got a few problems ..... can't get the motivation to vaccume my stairs, what do i do? i've lost my umberella and if i walk into town i am sure to get soaked - any idea how to fashion myself an umberella or something that will keep me dry? oh.... and someone kidnapped my lovely little 2 year old and left a demon child in his place - any advice?
ta muchly!
you know im joking!
anyway.........let me know when dear dave is open for business....i got a few problems ..... can't get the motivation to vaccume my stairs, what do i do? i've lost my umberella and if i walk into town i am sure to get soaked - any idea how to fashion myself an umberella or something that will keep me dry? oh.... and someone kidnapped my lovely little 2 year old and left a demon child in his place - any advice?
ta muchly!
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Maybe she's jealous?
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Dear Dave:
I wanted to be a Boy Scout when I was younger, but I had all the wrong traits. They were looking for kids who were trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean and reverent. Whereas I tended to be devious, fickle, obstructive, hostile, impolite, mean, defiant, glum, extravagant, cowardly, dirty, and sacrilegious.
Is there any hope for me?
Boy Scout Wannabe
I wanted to be a Boy Scout when I was younger, but I had all the wrong traits. They were looking for kids who were trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean and reverent. Whereas I tended to be devious, fickle, obstructive, hostile, impolite, mean, defiant, glum, extravagant, cowardly, dirty, and sacrilegious.
Is there any hope for me?
Boy Scout Wannabe
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Dear Kansan....your hair looks lovely today ducky.....
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Yeah...you know, it ain't a shame anymore Dave...........
What's WITH the people these days?
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