Dear Dave`s Problem Page.......... (923)
joy is signing off, sorry dave, but no one wants to tell me their problem
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Aww..bless...ive sorted em all out Joyspice....
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i have a problem ,its a lil embaracing ,every time i break wind it rasps the word HONDA,,,,,,,,not very funny pwwwwwwwwwHONDA,ive looked it uo on google n there not shure ,could it be a abbsess,because i once heard that abbsess makes the fart go honda 
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dear dave ive got this problem ,a lady friend keeps showering me with expensive gifts,eg,last week i mentioned id like an indian rubber plant for the new house............
low n behold today a letter arrived by fed ex,it was the title deeds for a tyre factory in the punjab.
low n behold today a letter arrived by fed ex,it was the title deeds for a tyre factory in the punjab.
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i wonder if i ask for a swiss cheese plant ,shell buy me a dairy unit nr geneva
well she got me some golfclubs for christmass,st.andrews, glenegals etc....
well she got me some golfclubs for christmass,st.andrews, glenegals etc....
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haha.....ya know what mate...youre the only one i cant answer for laughin........three waves short of a shipwreck...... 
How ya doing?? You not out tonight??...
How ya doing?? You not out tonight??...
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dear dave me and my handsome lover were talkin one nite and i asked him in all sincereity if i died now what would he do......
He answered he would ride me while i was still warm
do you think he is using me for my body or what????
He answered he would ride me while i was still warm
do you think he is using me for my body or what????
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I thought you lot were off out?? Shouldnt you girls be getting ready?? Takes you all ta time to pick whatever youre gonna wear....then an hour for hair....make up.....shoes....finish ya southern comfort and lemonade...or ya lager and black....
Somebody ran off with my flight money.....to Ireland.....who did it?? Was it that thieving gypsy Tess???
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I will be ready in no time.
we will start another fund for ya.
this time we will get more than 2.80
we will start another fund for ya.
this time we will get more than 2.80
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bit below the belt eh??.... ------ This thread is Archived ------
yeah yeah yeah.... i could half believe ya if i didnt know you better.....
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tis true dude,ill email ya a couple of pixs
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Yeah!!??....Why...what is it ya do???...cool...
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Dear Dave,
I'm a shoppaholic, do you have a cure?
I'm a shoppaholic, do you have a cure?
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dear dave,
just want to say, like your new pic
just want to say, like your new pic
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hey dave good pic you got there
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come on, dont be scared