$50 ( Archived) (14)

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every
year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter."


Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty
dollars -- and fifty dollars is fifty dollars."


The following year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said,
"Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never
get another chance."




Esther replied, "Morris that helicopter is fifty dollars -- and fifty
dollars is fifty dollars."


The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll
take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire
ride and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one word,
it's fifty dollars."


Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of
fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks
over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot
turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I did everything I could to get you
to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!"


Morris replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when
Esther fell out, but you know -- fifty dollars is fifty dollars!"

good one!

Very good...

That's funny

That is a good one.....

very good

too funny