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tat2harleygirlkingsport, Tennessee USA1 Threads 3 Posts
Hey what's the best line to open with to get a response?------ This thread is Archived ------
Stop Police
Put your hands in the air and don't make any sudden moves or you may be injured.
Put your hands in the air and don't make any sudden moves or you may be injured.
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Never tried that. Is it effective?
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Well
She didn't say under what circumstances , and that approach works best when you have a gun in your hand, then they really pay attention to you :)
Sorry Cop Humor
She didn't say under what circumstances , and that approach works best when you have a gun in your hand, then they really pay attention to you :)
Sorry Cop Humor
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hey, what happens when you have something else in your hand?
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I think you then call the cops? 
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Come on guys, I'm new to this online stuff!!! Give me some good stuff to use!
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"Haaaay baaay-beeee. What's your sign?" It's worked wonders for me... 
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don't listen to the cop, he can't get his mind off work.......no offense dude..........you need to lighten up, there is life outside the job............, just try, "Hi, my name is................", works pretty well.
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Robert ... it was likely your looks that got their attention ... not that line. 
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Shucks, thank you...but I am certain it had to be the line. My looks and two bits won't get me an empty Starbuck's cup in Newport Beach...------ This thread is Archived ------
Just his sense of humor? 
I thought it funny as hell...
I thought it funny as hell...------ This thread is Archived ------
It was Cop Humor.
And I just throw Fifties on the ground and then ask if you dropped something :)
And I just throw Fifties on the ground and then ask if you dropped something :)
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But then again you liked my Pork Chop Picture too lol
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after you read their profile or one of their posts, you can refer
to that as an icebreaker. that way they think that you are
actually interested in what they have to say.... 
to that as an icebreaker. that way they think that you are
actually interested in what they have to say....
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HI.
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As someone else recommended you could always send a flower or private message to someone and tell them that you liked their profile or their forum posts – people like being flattered so they are bound to reply even with a simple “thanks”.
Or alternatively, you can write:
“Hi, I’ve just been released from a maximum security prison for the criminally insane were I spent most of the time stamping number plates and weaving baskets. However I am now totally reformed. Say that again and I’ll drill your kneecaps. Is this your mother’s address? Sorry, slight relapse…”
Mind you, it doesn’t always work and it tends to put some people off. Can’t think why.
Or alternatively, you can write:
“Hi, I’ve just been released from a maximum security prison for the criminally insane were I spent most of the time stamping number plates and weaving baskets. However I am now totally reformed. Say that again and I’ll drill your kneecaps. Is this your mother’s address? Sorry, slight relapse…”
Mind you, it doesn’t always work and it tends to put some people off. Can’t think why.
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Hey...my names "............"..remember it because you`ll be screaming it out loud tonight..... 
Or..a simple hello might suffice..... 
Or..a simple hello might suffice.....
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Problem is my sign is NO PARKING 
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How about "Your name should be VISA, 'cause you're everywhere I want to be!"
No, wait, that should probably go in the "Bad pickup lines" thread.
Actually, " Hey what's the best line to open with to get a response?" seemed to work pretty well on this thread...
No, wait, that should probably go in the "Bad pickup lines" thread.
Actually, " Hey what's the best line to open with to get a response?" seemed to work pretty well on this thread...
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