WHY MEN LIE !!!! (9)
Nice one!!
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Surely the woodcutter could have taken all three women - after all he now had three axes to grind!
OK, SO MEN LIE, (MORE AFTER MARRIAGE THAN BEFORE).
WHY NOT THE SAME QUESTION FOR WOMEN?
WHY NOT THE SAME QUESTION FOR WOMEN?
I wish I was good at lying or fibbing! Would make my life so much more simple some times!
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Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied,"No."The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?” the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!" The woodcutter replied, Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said no' to Jennifer Lopez, You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jone. Then if I also said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, keep in mind the shopping frenzy, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."
SO KEEP IN MIND THAT :
Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.
That’s our story, and we're sticking to it .