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Jul 12, 2007 6:07 PM CST The Partying Husband !
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Partying Husband

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being pay-day, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check

When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him

"How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?

To which he replied. "That would be fine with me.

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 12, 2007 6:09 PM CST The Partying Husband !
stefonline
stefonlinestefonlineDublin, Ireland136 Threads 9,702 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 12, 2007 6:09 PM CST The Partying Husband !
sunshinekatrina
sunshinekatrinasunshinekatrinaJackson, Michigan USA6 Threads 89 Posts
laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh

handshake to the wife who gave the black eye. rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 12, 2007 9:35 PM CST The Partying Husband !
Paulbearer
PaulbearerPaulbearerHouston, Texas USA237 Posts
Not to be a kill-joy or anything......But if that joke was reversed and it was the woman that was gone all weekend and ended up with black eyes---would the joke still be funny?
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Jul 12, 2007 9:38 PM CST The Partying Husband !
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
No it wouldnt be as funny but these days a man can have a woman arrested for assault for even a slap now. professor
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Jul 20, 2007 2:29 PM CST The Partying Husband !
judgedread
judgedreadjudgedreadLondon, Greater London, England UK3 Posts
I agree with Paulbearer. It's just wrong to condone domestic violence of any sort. I find that joke sickening and in poor taste.mumbling
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Jul 29, 2007 9:24 PM CST The Partying Husband !
Haggrayhn
HaggrayhnHaggrayhnValley City, Ohio USA1 Threads 6 Posts
I agree with the men!cheers cheers
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Jul 29, 2007 9:25 PM CST The Partying Husband !
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
It's just a joke , I do not condone violence guysdoh
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Jul 29, 2007 9:34 PM CST The Partying Husband !
krisluvs8
krisluvs8krisluvs8kalamazoo, Michigan USA3 Threads 130 Posts
I think its funny everyone should chill outrolling on the floor laughing comfort
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Jul 29, 2007 9:39 PM CST The Partying Husband !
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Thankyou !


And to you men , no men were actually harmed in the making of or of posting of this joke.
And like I said above I do not condone violence, ok. It is a joke , sorry to all who took offense.
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