Three biggest lies any woman might tell ! ( Archived) (53)

Jul 13, 2007 6:17 PM CST Three biggest lies any woman might tell !
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
A woman's three biggest lies...

1-You're the Biggest.
2-You're the Best.
3-It doesn't always taste like that.

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 13, 2007 6:19 PM CST Three biggest lies any woman might tell !
Shinedown7593
Shinedown7593Shinedown7593Roseville, USA47 Threads 667 Posts
4 - I love you for you. Money has nothing to do with it
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Jul 13, 2007 6:19 PM CST Three biggest lies any woman might tell !
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Good one !rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 13, 2007 6:21 PM CST Three biggest lies any woman might tell !
HeatherHoney
HeatherHoneyHeatherHoneyMiddlesboro, Kentucky USA13 Threads 1,935 Posts
5. No honey, size don't mattter... rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 13, 2007 6:23 PM CST Three biggest lies any woman might tell !
martinfry
martinfrymartinfrysomewhere, South Carolina USA2 Threads 42 Posts
6 is sooo true lmao!!!
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Jul 13, 2007 6:24 PM CST Three biggest lies any woman might tell !
Dandelion
DandelionDandelionSouthampton, Hampshire, UK34 Threads 5,236 Posts
Nope, never heard the third!! dunno
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Jul 13, 2007 6:25 PM CST Three biggest lies any woman might tell !
Ojazos
OjazosOjazosCancun, Quintana Roo Mexico98 Threads 2,894 Posts
1.- I am virgen

2.- you are the first one...

3.- have never done that!!!!!!!
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Jul 13, 2007 6:25 PM CST Three biggest lies any woman might tell !
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
You mean said the third, not just heard , unless you were with women ha, rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 13, 2007 6:27 PM CST Three biggest lies any woman might tell !
Shinedown7593
Shinedown7593Shinedown7593Roseville, USA47 Threads 667 Posts
Heres one

Yes sweetie. I am taking the pill
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Jul 13, 2007 6:34 PM CST Three biggest lies any woman might tell !
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
I taught my son's about that one , and they listened and didnt ever believe girls on that. head banger
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Jul 13, 2007 6:36 PM CST Three biggest lies any woman might tell !
lovely1971
lovely1971lovely1971Rosemount, Minnesota USA3 Threads 105 Posts
My gosh! I had to check your profile... I was thinking you were referring to lil ones...so you aren't 21???
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Jul 13, 2007 6:39 PM CST Three biggest lies any woman might tell !
Shinedown7593
Shinedown7593Shinedown7593Roseville, USA47 Threads 667 Posts
I had to look at her age as well
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Jul 13, 2007 6:42 PM CST Three biggest lies any woman might tell !
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
I taught my boys at the the age of 14 when girls begin to call the house and had facts of life talk with them , and they all listened , my oldest didnt get a girl pregnant until he got married which was at age 30 , my other son remained a virgin until age 21 but still plays it safe to he says.
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Jul 13, 2007 6:44 PM CST Three biggest lies any woman might tell !
pearl777
pearl777pearl777Plovdiv, Bulgaria242 Threads 33 Polls 4,812 Posts
i agree conversing
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Jul 13, 2007 6:47 PM CST Three biggest lies any woman might tell !
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
I have only had this many .banana
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Jul 13, 2007 6:48 PM CST Three biggest lies any woman might tell !
Shinedown7593
Shinedown7593Shinedown7593Roseville, USA47 Threads 667 Posts
or this.

Its just a cold sorelaugh
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Jul 13, 2007 6:49 PM CST Three biggest lies any woman might tell !
Oslojente
OslojenteOslojenteOlso, Oslo Norway142 Threads 1 Polls 4,992 Posts
Biggest lies women tell:

1. "I'm not mad at you."
2. "I don't mind if you go to strip clubs with the boys."
3. "I'm just not ready for a boyfriend right now."
4. "I don't mind picking up the tab tonight. You always pay anyway."
5. "You're the best in bed."
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Jul 13, 2007 6:50 PM CST Three biggest lies any woman might tell !
sunshine1976
sunshine1976sunshine1976bolton, Greater Manchester, England UK8 Threads 53 Posts
it happens to eveyone rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 13, 2007 6:51 PM CST Three biggest lies any woman might tell !
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Nothings wrong rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 13, 2007 6:51 PM CST Three biggest lies any woman might tell !
Dandelion
DandelionDandelionSouthampton, Hampshire, UK34 Threads 5,236 Posts
I have no idea how that earring was still in the car, they clearly didn't valet the car thoroughly enough after the previous owner....

Honestly... I don't know why the girl on the desk told you I was on leave today when you 'phoned....... she's new, I'll have to have words!!
very mad Hey.... ex-husband, dude..... rolling on the floor laughing tongue
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