25 Ways to Get Out of a Blind Date ! (25)
ask them how to stuff a body in a suit case hehe.
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that is funny, but how about some advice for getting a date
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Use a club! It used to work efficiently in the old days, although today it seems to come with a subpoena. 
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I wish I could Joy, trying that myself!
Besides last night after a few many drinks , ha , I made a woman really mad at me last night on here, it's a wonder I get to be here today, ha ha.
Besides last night after a few many drinks , ha , I made a woman really mad at me last night on here, it's a wonder I get to be here today, ha ha.
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Me too , maybe I learned to keep my mouth shut , I hope !!!
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we will see
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Girl
don't tell me that you now have a different addiction?
don't tell me that you now have a different addiction?
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Actually it's a wonder she's still here, if we're talking about the same person. She threw a childish temper tandrum for no reason. There was nothing wrong with the statement you made. I had said almost the same and got spared, maybe because I'm known for my vicious rebuttals...lol
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Nope I don't, just stepped in something I shouldnt have, ha ha !! It was in the thread -why dont people answer emails , something like that. A man actually said it and I was just agreeing , oh well. I will behave, or at least try.
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Yeah I know , but it cause I am woman and not what she was trying to impress so possible easier to attack me. oh well , i had fun and you had fun.
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A man? lol. Very discreet. 
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It made me laugh actually because the reaction was completely out of proportion compared to the "intensity" of the attacked statement. She would keep going on and on too. It was amusing to watch.
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Yes I know and even posted several times on them to make sure it was seen , ha ha!!
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15. Lick your plate. Offer to lick your date's. (YUM YUM!)
19. Drool. (over you -always!)
21. Sacrifice french fries to a Pagan god. (French fries? I thought you dudes now call them 'freedom fries' and make a small offering to the God McDonald Duck!
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20.Stand up every five minutes, circle your table with your arms outstretched, and make airplane sounds. (This works brilliantly if you wished to be asked to leave the restaurant.........try and eat as much food first as, when asked to leave, you normally get away without having to settle the bill
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Mylifewithu - you come up with some good ones. Thank you!
Robert
19. Drool. (over you -always!)
21. Sacrifice french fries to a Pagan god. (French fries? I thought you dudes now call them 'freedom fries' and make a small offering to the God McDonald Duck!
)20.Stand up every five minutes, circle your table with your arms outstretched, and make airplane sounds. (This works brilliantly if you wished to be asked to leave the restaurant.........try and eat as much food first as, when asked to leave, you normally get away without having to settle the bill
)Mylifewithu - you come up with some good ones. Thank you!
Robert
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You are welcome ! Just trying to have fun and share that with others.
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Great post mylife...Needed some laughter today I think.....Thank you. 
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You're welcome, did you check out that thread a few of us were talking about , ha.
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1. Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your date begins talking about himself/herself.
2. When ordering, inquire whether the restaurant has any live food.
3. Without asking, eat off of your date's plate. Eat more from their plate than they do.
4. Chew with your mouth open, talk with your mouth full, and spray crumbs. If a crumb lands anywhere near your date, pick up the crumb, put it in your mouth and say, "I'm all about conservation."
5. Eat everything on your plate within 30 seconds of it being placed in front of you.
6. Excuse yourself to use the restroom. Go back to the head waiter/hostess and ask for another table in a different part of the restaurant. Order another meal. When your date finally finds you, ask them, "What took you so long in the bathroom?"
7. Recite graphic limericks to the people at the table next to you.
8. Ask the people at neighboring tables for food from their plates.
9. Beg your date to tattoo your name on their derriere. Keep bringing the subject up periodically throughout the meal.
10. Order a bucket of lard.
11. Ask for crayons to color the placemat. You'll need to be extra persuasive in fancier restaurants with linen tablecloths.
12. Howl and whistle at women's legs, especially if you are female.
13. Recite your dating history. Improvise. Include pets and relatives.
14. Upon entering the restaurant, ask for a seat away from the windows, with a good view of all exits, and where your back will be facing a wall. Act nervous.
15. Lick your plate. Offer to lick your date's.
16. Hum. Loudly. In monotone.
17. Stare at your date's neck and grind your teeth audibly.
18. Twitch spastically. If asked about it, pretend you don't know what they are talking about.
19. Drool.
20.Stand up every five minutes, circle your table with your arms outstretched, and make airplane sounds.
21. Sacrifice french fries to a Pagan god.
22. Discretely fill your pockets with sugar packets, napkins, salt shakers, silverware, floral arrangements, etc.
23. Hold a debate. Take both sides.
24. Undress your date verbally.
25. Attempt to auction your date off to people nearby