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Jul 18, 2007 2:28 AM CST Ghosts Visit President Bush
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Ghosts Visit Bush

George W. Bush was thrilled at finally being able to spend his first night in the White House, but something very strange happened. On the very first night, he was awakened by George Washington’s ghost. Bush asked the ghost, “President Washington, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?”

“Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,” advised Washington.

With all the excitement of the White House, Bush still couldn’t sleep well, and then, later on that night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom.

“Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?” Bush asked.

“Cut taxes and reduce the size of the government,” Jefferson answered.

Bush still couldn’t sleep well, so much later, on the same night he saw another ghostly figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln’s ghost.

“Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?,” Bush asked.

Lincoln replied, “Go see a play.”
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Jul 18, 2007 2:30 AM CST Ghosts Visit President Bush
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
I don't get the joke :(
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Jul 18, 2007 2:37 AM CST Ghosts Visit President Bush
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Sucks to be yourolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 18, 2007 2:39 AM CST Ghosts Visit President Bush
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
Well, blow me over! :P
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Jul 18, 2007 2:42 AM CST Ghosts Visit President Bush
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 18, 2007 2:51 AM CST Ghosts Visit President Bush
Oslojente
OslojenteOslojenteOlso, Oslo Norway142 Threads 1 Polls 4,992 Posts
laugh thumbs up
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