Uncle Daves-----Love Line........... (175)
all my problems were solved, when she ran off with my best mate
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Dear Uncle Dave,What is a girl supposed to do when every woman wants
your man? And he won't tell 'em that he is taken?
Can I come sit on your lap?
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..Im happy not to help then Mick.....
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Dear whatsyanameagain.......
Dave says Get yaself another bloke!!!...somebody who wears a toupee`.....has false teeth......maybe a little Body Odor..that way...nobody else will want him..but you...and you can resteasy at night.....
ps...make sure that he has money though...or is a demon in the sack eh???.... 
Dave says Get yaself another bloke!!!...somebody who wears a toupee`.....has false teeth......maybe a little Body Odor..that way...nobody else will want him..but you...and you can resteasy at night.....
ps...make sure that he has money though...or is a demon in the sack eh???....
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Yeah right
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Uncle Dave.........
There is someone on the site that I really, really have the hots for BIG TIME!! I am not sure he is aware of this but he seems not to be interested in me....... what can I do?? Could it be that he is just keeping his interest to himself and does, in fact, like me too? In which case, shall I let hinm know?? Or does it sound like I should just move on??
Thanks, Uncle Dave!!
There is someone on the site that I really, really have the hots for BIG TIME!! I am not sure he is aware of this but he seems not to be interested in me....... what can I do?? Could it be that he is just keeping his interest to himself and does, in fact, like me too? In which case, shall I let hinm know?? Or does it sound like I should just move on??
Thanks, Uncle Dave!!
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Good luck with this thread Dave...........I'm sure you'll put CS out of commission with your success here
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dear dave
would it be alright if i ran off with his wife
would it be alright if i ran off with his wife
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Dear Gothtehotts....
Simple.....Dave suggests stalking him.......
Find out where he lives...then wait outside his home until he leaves for work......Go around the back ans smash the kitchen window with your jacket wrapped around your hand.....then wait in his wardrobe until he returns......once he gets i bed.....jump out.....dive on him...and beg him to tell you exactly how he feels..or you`ll boil his rabbit for dinner......
Failing that...email him and just ask him straight...it can only be one of two answers....and whichever answer he gives you....you will be able to move on from that......
Simple.....Dave suggests stalking him.......
Find out where he lives...then wait outside his home until he leaves for work......Go around the back ans smash the kitchen window with your jacket wrapped around your hand.....then wait in his wardrobe until he returns......once he gets i bed.....jump out.....dive on him...and beg him to tell you exactly how he feels..or you`ll boil his rabbit for dinner......
Failing that...email him and just ask him straight...it can only be one of two answers....and whichever answer he gives you....you will be able to move on from that......
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I doubt it mate.......just a bit of banter......people are probably sick of Dear Dave....so its Uncle Dave now... new and improved....------ This thread is Archived ------
Its Uncle Dave Mick.....Dear Dave is on holiday.....
Whats good for the goose......yeah..of course its alright...give her a call...
Whats good for the goose......yeah..of course its alright...give her a call...
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Dear Uncle Dave,
I went to a party last night and found that I had a lot of Male admirers.
What can I do to avoid this situation in the future.......
I went to a party last night and found that I had a lot of Male admirers.
What can I do to avoid this situation in the future.......
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Dear Stef...
Dress as a bloke.....fake tache`(Tom Selleck style)...and talk all gruff and rough..swear.scratch your imaginary balls a lot.....and squeeze womens asses as they pass you.....this way the fellas will think youre one of them...and rather than ogle you...they`ll cheer you and buy you a pint or 2....
Happy to help....
Dress as a bloke.....fake tache`(Tom Selleck style)...and talk all gruff and rough..swear.scratch your imaginary balls a lot.....and squeeze womens asses as they pass you.....this way the fellas will think youre one of them...and rather than ogle you...they`ll cheer you and buy you a pint or 2....
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Tried that..lasted for 14 years...long yrs...2 months after we separated a crazy gal moved in with him and he died 2 yrs later...whew...glad that wasn't on me! BTW...she was a lot prettier than me, a lot...she was a golddigger though!Any other suggestions......
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Thank you so much, Uncle Dave.......
Yes, I will take your advice, though I feel it may be a waste of a good jacket?? I am not sure if he has a rabbit........ he may have a llama, does it work the same way or simply need a bigger pan??
Thanks again,
Gotthehotts xx.
Yes, I will take your advice, though I feel it may be a waste of a good jacket?? I am not sure if he has a rabbit........ he may have a llama, does it work the same way or simply need a bigger pan??
Thanks again,
Gotthehotts xx.
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uncle dave
your advice just created another problem
shes ex directory
your advice just created another problem
shes ex directory
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Great stuff Uncle Dave......
Will take your advice and maybe I can chill out at the next party.
Thank's honey for that one.
Will take your advice and maybe I can chill out at the next party.
Thank's honey for that one.
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Do you have problems with your love life.....?
Ever been stood up on dates....?
Does your partner prefer spending time down the pub with his buddies shootin pool, than sitting at home massaging your tired feet??
Do you feel neglected? Lost? Rampant? Pissed?
Then give Uncle Dave a holler....and lets see if my helpful and free..FRIENDLY advice can turn your lonely heart into a beating little ball of happiness.....