"Hello, this is a message for Uncle Dave, sorry....... its Gotthehotts again!! I haven't had a flower or mail for 7 minutes now what can I do?? Its all turning to crap, please get back to me before I develop a complex. Thank you".
There's no problem with my love life, since there's little chance of a problem with something nonexistent. Uh, so, I guess I just dropped in to say hello...
Dear Uncle Dave, I have these 3 guys that I have been dating and I need to choose only one because they've all told me to choose or they're gone. Whatever is a girl to do? Sincerely, Multiple Choice
3 guys is a bit greedy even by todays standards.... Give them each a set of tasks to carry out......and whichever one kisses your backside...and bows down to your every whim...keep him and dump the other 2....as you know he`ll be under the thumb for the rest of your lives....
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