Uncle Daves-----Love Line........... ( Archived) (175)

Jul 29, 2007 9:11 AM CST Uncle Daves-----Love Line...........
HeatherHoney
HeatherHoneyHeatherHoneyMiddlesboro, Kentucky USA13 Threads 1,935 Posts
Uncle Dave... you're the best!!

hug kiss smitten
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Jul 29, 2007 9:11 AM CST Uncle Daves-----Love Line...........
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing blushing
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Jul 29, 2007 9:32 AM CST Uncle Daves-----Love Line...........
bulldog66
bulldog66bulldog66doncaster, UK35 Threads 3,680 Posts
sorry dave ,the earth did move but we were in the guards van of a frieght train,oh n i faked my orgasams ................of course its a problem n no it dont happen to everyine some time rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing the rash isnt attractive n as for the tigerskin speedos dont do it
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Jul 29, 2007 9:36 AM CST Uncle Daves-----Love Line...........
Dandelion
DandelionDandelionSouthampton, Hampshire, UK34 Threads 5,236 Posts
"A further message for Uncle Dave regarding my last message left, its Gotthehotts again, I wonder if you could........ hello... hello, hello???" Click....... doooooooooo...... uh oh sigh

Ya can't get the staff, can ya???!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 29, 2007 9:44 AM CST Uncle Daves-----Love Line...........
jimbhoy
jimbhoyjimbhoyHamilton, Strathclyde, Scotland UK80 Threads 2 Polls 4,142 Posts
Uncle dave, I have your Nemesis coming to visit for 10 days tonight, she wants me to take her all round Scotland, which I will, But she is insisting on going to England too,( manchester in particular) as she has to bump off some guy in a bandana, what do I do?????rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 29, 2007 9:56 AM CST Uncle Daves-----Love Line...........
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing you nutjob.....cheers
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Jul 29, 2007 9:56 AM CST Uncle Daves-----Love Line...........
ColdInWisconsin
ColdInWisconsinColdInWisconsinR.L., USA3 Threads 551 Posts
I actually have a questions (can you believe it?)

What the heck is a "porkie pie"?

And what does "how's yer father" mean?
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Jul 29, 2007 9:56 AM CST Uncle Daves-----Love Line...........
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
Lol.....i need hired help....rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 29, 2007 9:58 AM CST Uncle Daves-----Love Line...........
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
Oh sweet jesus no!!!!....Thats a bit too close for my liking...hole hmmm Dont take her to Manchester...tell her that Bulldog66 is blockin the roads off for whatever reason.....crying crying laugh
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Jul 29, 2007 9:58 AM CST Uncle Daves-----Love Line...........
bulldog66
bulldog66bulldog66doncaster, UK35 Threads 3,680 Posts
ya say it like its a bad thing sigh
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Jul 29, 2007 9:59 AM CST Uncle Daves-----Love Line...........
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
Well...you begin with the letter M...???..dunno Just a thought...tongue

Porkie pies..lies..

Hows yer father....well..havent had any of that for a bit now.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing devil
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Jul 29, 2007 9:59 AM CST Uncle Daves-----Love Line...........
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
Oh no...its all good musky....laugh cheers
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Jul 29, 2007 9:59 AM CST Uncle Daves-----Love Line...........
ColdInWisconsin
ColdInWisconsinColdInWisconsinR.L., USA3 Threads 551 Posts
Are you KIDDING me? jaw drop

Yeah, Iv'e got to go take care of somethng......uh oh
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Jul 29, 2007 9:59 AM CST Uncle Daves-----Love Line...........
evie_girl_fl
evie_girl_flevie_girl_flFayetteville, North Carolina USA9 Threads 967 Posts
Hi Sweet Dave!! wave wave
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Jul 29, 2007 10:00 AM CST Uncle Daves-----Love Line...........
jimbhoy
jimbhoyjimbhoyHamilton, Strathclyde, Scotland UK80 Threads 2 Polls 4,142 Posts
Bulldog66 is paying for her silver bullets and a few certain ladies hired her for the hitrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 29, 2007 10:00 AM CST Uncle Daves-----Love Line...........
ColdInWisconsin
ColdInWisconsinColdInWisconsinR.L., USA3 Threads 551 Posts
WHY would you call it "how's your father"?!?!?!?

Jeeezzzzusss, it there any way to take an email back?help
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Jul 29, 2007 10:01 AM CST Uncle Daves-----Love Line...........
bulldog66
bulldog66bulldog66doncaster, UK35 Threads 3,680 Posts
happy birthday
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Jul 29, 2007 10:02 AM CST Uncle Daves-----Love Line...........
bulldog66
bulldog66bulldog66doncaster, UK35 Threads 3,680 Posts
bulldog isnt buying the silver ,i cant even afford a porkchop to drive through his heart never mind a steak
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Jul 29, 2007 10:02 AM CST Uncle Daves-----Love Line...........
evie_girl_fl
evie_girl_flevie_girl_flFayetteville, North Carolina USA9 Threads 967 Posts
Dear dave,

What do I do about a female customer who always calls my job so that she can get a Technician over to fix her A/C and she is drunk!!

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Should I send the Milkman instead? or send you to Her?

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 29, 2007 10:03 AM CST Uncle Daves-----Love Line...........
evie_girl_fl
evie_girl_flevie_girl_flFayetteville, North Carolina USA9 Threads 967 Posts
awww thank you!! How did you know? wave dancing applause
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