sorry dave ,the earth did move but we were in the guards van of a frieght train,oh n i faked my orgasams ................of course its a problem n no it dont happen to everyine some time the rash isnt attractive n as for the tigerskin speedos dont do it
"A further message for Uncle Dave regarding my last message left, its Gotthehotts again, I wonder if you could........ hello... hello, hello???" Click....... doooooooooo......
Uncle dave, I have your Nemesis coming to visit for 10 days tonight, she wants me to take her all round Scotland, which I will, But she is insisting on going to England too,( manchester in particular) as she has to bump off some guy in a bandana, what do I do?????
Oh sweet jesus no!!!!....Thats a bit too close for my liking... Dont take her to Manchester...tell her that Bulldog66 is blockin the roads off for whatever reason.....
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