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Aug 2, 2007 9:01 PM CST God worked on Monday.
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
On the eighth day God woke up from His day of rest and He was tired. I mean hey, creating the whole universe in seven days is like double over-time to the tenth power. He realized that over millennia man would one day evolve to a point where kinship, family and brotherhood would become a hindrance, so he endowed us with the ability to one day create the PC, and here we are just as planned. Sitting at our monitors avoiding real contact, which is right outside our doors. What TV reality shows can't fulfill, dating sites can. Or so we think. Sorry Mr. Darwin, if you were alive today, you might agree.
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Aug 2, 2007 9:07 PM CST God worked on Monday.
fireliter
fireliterfireliterAllen Park, Michigan USA502 Threads 14 Polls 5,902 Posts
for 10 o'clock at night that damn insightful there Paws.thumbs up







you see that thumb up there? thats me resting my good typing digitrolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 2, 2007 9:09 PM CST God worked on Monday.
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
It only took 4 beers.
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Aug 2, 2007 9:14 PM CST God worked on Monday.
fireliter
fireliterfireliterAllen Park, Michigan USA502 Threads 14 Polls 5,902 Posts
four beers, four women, four days off.... four whatever else, it was still insightful.


you know a four day weekend like mentioned above would be.....

still thinking about it rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 2, 2007 9:21 PM CST God worked on Monday.
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
Just trying to raise the bar an inch.
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Aug 2, 2007 9:26 PM CST God worked on Monday.
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
When Jesus fasted for 40 days in the desert and was tempted by Satan. He had to ask Himself, should I adore my father above me or befriend the devil below Me. See, He started the whole above/below you thing.
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Aug 2, 2007 10:37 PM CST God worked on Monday.
bajanblue
bajanbluebajanblueSpeightstown, Saint Peter Barbados344 Threads 1 Polls 3,724 Posts
Wonderfully irreverent, Paws. Made me laugh. TYhug
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