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Aug 14, 2007 7:03 PM CST if the 3 wise men where women
fireliter
fireliterfireliterAllen Park, Michigan USA502 Threads 14 Polls 5,902 Posts
You know what would have happened if there had been three wise WOMEN instead of three wise MEN, don’t you?

The three wise WOMEN would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the Baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and given practical gifts.
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Aug 14, 2007 7:04 PM CST if the 3 wise men where women
Unicornelle
UnicornelleUnicornelleQuebec, Canada47 Threads 1,675 Posts
In other word's,they would have been smart..rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 14, 2007 7:04 PM CST if the 3 wise men where women
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 14, 2007 7:45 PM CST if the 3 wise men where women
knowswhentofold
knowswhentofoldknowswhentofoldNorristown, Pennsylvania USA25 Threads 2,014 Posts
laugh laugh
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Aug 14, 2007 7:48 PM CST if the 3 wise men where women
bajanblue
bajanbluebajanblueSpeightstown, Saint Peter Barbados344 Threads 1 Polls 3,724 Posts
thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 14, 2007 7:48 PM CST if the 3 wise men where women
DogMaI
DogMaIDogMaISartell, Minnesota USA17 Threads 1 Polls 2,729 Posts
Not much of a story there.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I'll bet the greeting card people are glad it was guysprofessor grin
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Aug 14, 2007 7:55 PM CST if the 3 wise men where women
fireliter
fireliterfireliterAllen Park, Michigan USA502 Threads 14 Polls 5,902 Posts
Good point, rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 14, 2007 7:56 PM CST if the 3 wise men where women
evie_girl_fl
evie_girl_flevie_girl_flFayetteville, North Carolina USA9 Threads 967 Posts
Heck, that is sooo right! Life would of been easier and better!! tongue wave
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Aug 14, 2007 8:41 PM CST if the 3 wise men where women
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
haha - absolutely - but then they wouldve thrown one heck of a party too - and all kept diaries that were reliable as well rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 13, 2007 6:18 AM CST if the 3 wise men where women
Lee337
Lee337Lee337pennsauken, New Jersey USA2 Threads 110 Posts
well, then they wouldn't be wise now would they! lol
just kidding
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Sep 13, 2007 6:50 AM CST if the 3 wise men where women
beejay
beejaybeejaySt. Truiden, Limburg Belgium50 Threads 1,413 Posts
NAH


Frankincense,gold & myrrh



They would have have
dabbed incense behind their ears
sold the myrrh
and screwed Frank for the gold



dunno
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Sep 13, 2007 6:55 AM CST if the 3 wise men where women
fterrega
fterregafterregasaarbrücken, Saarland Germany2 Threads 323 Posts
Perhaps if they were women, they would be putting up make up all evening that they reach the manger only after the baby has been moved from there.

rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 13, 2007 6:56 AM CST if the 3 wise men where women
rivame
rivamerivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia54 Threads 3 Polls 4,601 Posts
Im just amazed.....

that they could even...

find Three wise men..

in the first place.......confused

laugh laugh
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Sep 13, 2007 6:59 AM CST if the 3 wise men where women
fterrega
fterregafterregasaarbrücken, Saarland Germany2 Threads 323 Posts
yea, what's not mentioned in the Bible is that they had to search the entire clan to find them. yay
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Sep 13, 2007 7:02 AM CST if the 3 wise men where women
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
Just think, what if God was female. She would have to build an entire fleet of Arks, because every twenty eight days she would destroy every living thing. grin
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Sep 13, 2007 7:05 AM CST if the 3 wise men where women
beejay
beejaybeejaySt. Truiden, Limburg Belgium50 Threads 1,413 Posts
would that be before or after they stopped
gossiping
adjusting the rear view mirror
and looking for a guy to fill up the camels

rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 13, 2007 7:10 AM CST if the 3 wise men where women
fterrega
fterregafterregasaarbrücken, Saarland Germany2 Threads 323 Posts
hahaha, rear view mirror in a desert.
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