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fireliter
fireliterfireliterAllen Park, Michigan USA502 Threads 14 Polls 5,902 Posts
unattached witches

Q: What do you call a coven of unattached Wiccans?

A: Craft singles!


Working With God

A farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse is falling apart, and the fences are collapsing all around.

During his first day of work, the town preacher stops by to bless the man's work, saying, "May you and God work together to make this the farm of your dreams!"A few months later, the preacher stops by again to call on the farmer. Lo and behold, it's like a completely different place -- the farm house is completely rebuilt and in excellent condition, there are plenty of cattle and other livestock happily munching on feed in well-fenced pens, and the fields are filled with crops planted in neat rows. "Amazing!" the preacher says. "Look what God and you have accomplished together!"

"Yes, Reverend," says the farmer, "but remember what the farm was like when God was working it alone!"
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marie2
marie2marie2walterboro, USA25 Threads 693 Posts
thumbs up finally a picthumbs up
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bajanblue
bajanbluebajanblueSpeightstown, Saint Peter Barbados344 Threads 1 Polls 3,724 Posts
Very nice ones! I can put craft single under religion in future....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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HeatherHoney
HeatherHoneyHeatherHoneyMiddlesboro, Kentucky USA13 Threads 1,935 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

nice pic by the way
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trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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