Bottle of Merlot ( Archived) (8)

BOTTLE OF MERLOT

A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,

"This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.

She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man.

The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read:

"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He fo lded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman.

It read:

"For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL 600, and a Porsche Turbo in my garages, beautiful homes in California, Aspen Colorado and Miami. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. BUT, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back!"

Why is it that you women want us men to be smaller like that?