valentines day ( Archived) (42)

May 19, 2005 1:04 PM CST valentines day
im not sure when yous celebrate st valentines day in the states but it is feb 14th here and as this is a dating site lets share valentine verses. i will start with one
last night i had a dream
it really was a scream
i dreamt you were a baker
and you filled me up with cream

yeah i am pretty bored lol
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May 19, 2005 1:08 PM CST valentines day
when god was giving out good looks
we had to form a queue
i was somewhere near the front
but where the hell were you
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May 19, 2005 1:16 PM CST valentines day
Rhythmatist1
Rhythmatist1Rhythmatist112 Threads 366 Posts
I would go like this:

When God was giving out good looks
we had to form a queue,
I did you from the rear,
is there anything left to say!!

See the movement!!
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May 19, 2005 1:17 PM CST valentines day
lol rhythm
Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust
If you dont like my jumper
Then keep off my bust
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May 19, 2005 1:18 PM CST valentines day
YES your sick
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May 19, 2005 1:19 PM CST valentines day
Rhythmatist1
Rhythmatist1Rhythmatist112 Threads 366 Posts
Ashes to Ashes,
Dust to Dust,
I'm very fond of you jumper,
May I fill you with lust?
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May 19, 2005 1:20 PM CST valentines day
Rhythmatist1
Rhythmatist1Rhythmatist112 Threads 366 Posts
Yes, I may be sick but it keeps me from going insane!!
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May 19, 2005 1:22 PM CST valentines day
Rhythmatist1
Rhythmatist1Rhythmatist112 Threads 366 Posts
If I clean up my act would you be my valentine? Or maybe you would just like me better if I was myself!!
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May 19, 2005 1:22 PM CST valentines day
you really do believe your sane? then your madder than i thought lol
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May 19, 2005 1:23 PM CST valentines day
eclipze
eclipzeeclipzetucson, USA6 Posts
Ashes to Ashes
Dust to Dust
If you'd take of your jumper
There'd be no fuss
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May 19, 2005 1:25 PM CST valentines day
Rhythmatist1
Rhythmatist1Rhythmatist112 Threads 366 Posts
Speaking of Jumpers
yours is so sweet,
the geordie in your loins,
makes me stiff in the meat.

LOL!!!
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May 19, 2005 1:26 PM CST valentines day
oh dear yous are all at it Roses are red
Violets are blue
The smell of my shoes
Remind me of you
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May 19, 2005 1:27 PM CST valentines day
Rhythmatist1
Rhythmatist1Rhythmatist112 Threads 366 Posts
Speaking of peeing your pants, I may just yet!!!
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May 19, 2005 1:30 PM CST valentines day
lol now aint you ruining my darn post? now go get donald ducked lol
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May 19, 2005 1:30 PM CST valentines day
Rhythmatist1
Rhythmatist1Rhythmatist112 Threads 366 Posts
Karine my dear,
It hurts me to go,
But all of these rhymes are taxing you know.
I have to go see if my son is asleep.
Hopefully when I return,
You will turn the other cheeck.
Think of me often,
I know that you must.
And when I return,
We will resume with our lust.


Or my lust as it were............
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May 19, 2005 1:33 PM CST valentines day
starliteisbrite
starliteisbritestarliteisbriteThe planet earth....:), Ontario Canada56 Threads 7,327 Posts
Not only in the States but in Canada as well,Hot,valentines is also on Feb,14

A tisket,a tasket,what do you have hidden in your basket.......
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May 19, 2005 1:33 PM CST valentines day
ryhthm your a poet and you didnt know it
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May 19, 2005 1:36 PM CST valentines day
I love it i love it i love it i do
And when its inside me it makes me feel randy
Its not what your thinking
Its a bottle of brandy
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May 19, 2005 1:39 PM CST valentines day
a few years ago my mam thought it would be funny to send my boyfriend an anon valentines card, me and my boyfriend never spoke for two days untill my mam decided to come clean,
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May 19, 2005 1:40 PM CST valentines day
starliteisbrite
starliteisbritestarliteisbriteThe planet earth....:), Ontario Canada56 Threads 7,327 Posts
sweet is the necter thats bottled up inside,
it won"t take to much brandy to bring it alive
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