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Aug 22, 2007 8:45 PM CST Deputy Sheriff Interview
sassie431
sassie431sassie431southern, California USA45 Threads 500 Posts
Simple Simon applied for a deputy sheriff's job. In the interview, the sheriff asked him, "What's one and one?"

Simon answered, "Eleven."

This wasn't what the sheriff meant, but he had to admit the boy was right. Next question: "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"

"Today and tomorrow."

The sheriff was impressed by the way Simon thought outside the box, so he challenged him. "Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"

Simon looked surprized and admitted, "I don't know."

"Well, go home and work on that for a while," replied the sheriff, satisfied that he'd stumped him.

Simon went home and told his mother, "The interview went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
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Aug 23, 2007 6:44 AM CST Deputy Sheriff Interview
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NoturaverageguyNoturaverageguyTullahoma, Tennessee USA3 Threads 9 Posts
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Aug 23, 2007 6:46 AM CST Deputy Sheriff Interview
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Aug 23, 2007 6:48 AM CST Deputy Sheriff Interview
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Spartan73Spartan73Mersyside, Merseyside, England UK22 Threads 1,206 Posts
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Aug 23, 2007 6:50 AM CST Deputy Sheriff Interview
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fterregafterregasaarbrücken, Saarland Germany2 Threads 323 Posts
hillarious, rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 23, 2007 6:56 AM CST Deputy Sheriff Interview
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SusieRRSusieRRnortheast, Ohio USA78 Threads 3 Polls 2,122 Posts
poor simple simon
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Aug 23, 2007 2:24 PM CST Deputy Sheriff Interview
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Dawn_2535Dawn_2535Las Vegas, Nevada USA2 Threads 41 Posts
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