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lol good one !! gooe one
Awwwww 
im almost a scouser to
only almost
only almost
Im not amused 
Im best telling your mrs to buy a purse with chains and padlocks on then 
your joking arnt you mate her purse is like the bluddy tardest, open that bast**d and you get sucked in hahahaha
and im on about her purse
her purse is like the bluddy tardest, open that bast**d and you get sucked in hahahahaand im on about her purse
I am
Thought you would be swingin ya clubs no not at someones head but working on ya handicap
no not at someones head but working on ya handicap 
Im celebrating the 800th birthday of Liverpool today 
ummmmmmmmmm no i got ages yet 
Ok, shhhhhhhhhhh *whisper* how many now?
4
Yeah me old school is still goingThem reinforced purses are so yesterday im in the security business and can do you a top knocked off reinforced safe cheapish
Oh, is that all
I'm sweating for ya honey Enough said
I'm sweating for ya honey
Enough said wouldn't you just keep a spare key? 
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despite being 72 years of age, he could still have s e x 3 times a night.
Cilla Black who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show,
Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein' too forward, I'd luv to 'ave s e x with yer,
let's go back to my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun." So they went back
to her place. After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour
of mad passionate s e x together.
Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for
half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my
bawls in your left hand and ma wullie in your right hand". Cilla looks a bit
perplexed, but says "Okay". He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they
have even better s e x than before.
Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep
for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......
"I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem
hun".
Cilla complies with the routine. Again, the results are absolutely mind
blowing.
Once it's all over, they have a drink. Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla
asks "Sean, tell me, this 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer Willie in
the other does it really stimulate yer that much?"
Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla but the last time I shlept with a
scouser, she stole ma wallet.