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Sep 4, 2007 5:49 PM CST Late for work
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. "What's the story this time, Jones?" he asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change."

Jones sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, Boss. The wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river -- look, my suit's still damp -- ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr. Thompson's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes."

"You'll have to do better than that, Jones," said the boss, obviously disappointed. "No woman can get ready in ten minutes."
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Sep 4, 2007 6:00 PM CST Late for work
Oslojente
OslojenteOslojenteOlso, Oslo Norway142 Threads 1 Polls 4,992 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 4, 2007 6:01 PM CST Late for work
Galactic_bodhi
Galactic_bodhiGalactic_bodhiAkron, Ohio USA609 Threads 1 Polls 9,196 Posts
Point me in the direction of that one...devil

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Sep 4, 2007 6:11 PM CST Late for work
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Dawn_2535Dawn_2535Las Vegas, Nevada USA2 Threads 41 Posts
laugh
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