Jacko21OPSt. Pauls Bay, Majjistral Malta2,718 posts
After being married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. Now we have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed, and a plasma TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your end of things.'
My wife is a very reasonable woman She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10 inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis.
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25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and
watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot
25 year old blond. Now we have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed,
and a plasma TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that
you are not holding up your end of things.'
My wife is a very reasonable woman She told me to go out and find a hot
25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living
in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching
a 10 inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis.