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HOW OFTEN DO YOU TELL LIES ( Archived) (30)

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#1
Sep 11, 2007 3:08 AM CST HOW OFTEN DO YOU TELL LIES
beejay
beejaybeejaySt. Truiden, Limburg Belgium50 Threads 1,413 Posts
beejayOPSt. Truiden, Limburg Belgium1,413 posts
I only lie when she's sitting on my face

roll eyes
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#2
Sep 11, 2007 3:09 AM CST HOW OFTEN DO YOU TELL LIES
beejay
beejaybeejaySt. Truiden, Limburg Belgium50 Threads 1,413 Posts
beejayOPSt. Truiden, Limburg Belgium1,413 posts
Get off my thread Pinnochio
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#3
Sep 11, 2007 3:12 AM CST HOW OFTEN DO YOU TELL LIES
DustyRose28
DustyRose28DustyRose28marshalltown, Iowa USA79 Threads 1,335 Posts
DustyRose28marshalltown, Iowa USA1,335 posts
only lie when I go to bedrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing nite nitesleep
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#4
Sep 11, 2007 3:13 AM CST HOW OFTEN DO YOU TELL LIES
pearl777
pearl777pearl777Plovdiv, Bulgaria242 Threads 33 Polls 4,812 Posts
pearl777Plovdiv, Bulgaria4,812 posts
every day cool
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#5
Sep 11, 2007 3:13 AM CST HOW OFTEN DO YOU TELL LIES
blokeinfrance
blokeinfranceblokeinfranceMontlucon, Centre-Val de Loire France332 Posts
blokeinfranceMontlucon, Centre-Val de Loire France332 posts
I never lie, thats why i haven't got any friends!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#6
Sep 11, 2007 3:15 AM CST HOW OFTEN DO YOU TELL LIES
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
lovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK6,806 posts
See...at last...somebody who tells the truth......rolling on the floor laughing
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#7
Sep 11, 2007 3:16 AM CST HOW OFTEN DO YOU TELL LIES
Shinedown7593
Shinedown7593Shinedown7593Roseville, USA47 Threads 667 Posts
Shinedown7593Roseville, USA667 posts
Maybe thats my problem. lol.
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#8
Sep 11, 2007 3:16 AM CST HOW OFTEN DO YOU TELL LIES
blokeinfrance
blokeinfranceblokeinfranceMontlucon, Centre-Val de Loire France332 Posts
blokeinfranceMontlucon, Centre-Val de Loire France332 posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

handshake dancing

cheers
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#9
Sep 11, 2007 3:18 AM CST HOW OFTEN DO YOU TELL LIES
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
lovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK6,806 posts
laugh cheers handshake Ill be your friend...if you be mine too....rolling on the floor laughing
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#10
Sep 11, 2007 3:20 AM CST HOW OFTEN DO YOU TELL LIES
rivame
rivamerivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia54 Threads 3 Polls 4,601 Posts
rivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia4,601 posts
Awww shucks..

its so nice to see you two blokes bonding...wow

laugh laugh
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#11
Sep 11, 2007 3:21 AM CST HOW OFTEN DO YOU TELL LIES
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
lovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK6,806 posts
Bonding...? We`re lying through our teeth......laugh laugh
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#12
Sep 11, 2007 3:22 AM CST HOW OFTEN DO YOU TELL LIES
blokeinfrance
blokeinfranceblokeinfranceMontlucon, Centre-Val de Loire France332 Posts
blokeinfranceMontlucon, Centre-Val de Loire France332 posts
ok, would that be with or without lies rolling on the floor laughing handshake cheers
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#13
Sep 11, 2007 3:23 AM CST HOW OFTEN DO YOU TELL LIES
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
lovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK6,806 posts
Im not fussy...i cant be too choosy.......rolling on the floor laughing cheers
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#14
Sep 11, 2007 3:24 AM CST HOW OFTEN DO YOU TELL LIES
blokeinfrance
blokeinfranceblokeinfranceMontlucon, Centre-Val de Loire France332 Posts
blokeinfranceMontlucon, Centre-Val de Loire France332 posts
no, not bonding, he didn't mean gooey friends, your just rude!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#15
Sep 11, 2007 3:24 AM CST HOW OFTEN DO YOU TELL LIES
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
lovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK6,806 posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing ha ha...
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#16
Sep 11, 2007 3:34 AM CST HOW OFTEN DO YOU TELL LIES
beejay
beejaybeejaySt. Truiden, Limburg Belgium50 Threads 1,413 Posts
beejayOPSt. Truiden, Limburg Belgium1,413 posts
I know

you talk to Australians



rolling on the floor laughing
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#17
Sep 11, 2007 3:35 AM CST HOW OFTEN DO YOU TELL LIES
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
lovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK6,806 posts
she`ll kick you on the testimonials......all 3 of em......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#18
Sep 11, 2007 3:41 AM CST HOW OFTEN DO YOU TELL LIES
beejay
beejaybeejaySt. Truiden, Limburg Belgium50 Threads 1,413 Posts
beejayOPSt. Truiden, Limburg Belgium1,413 posts
famous lies

I won't come in your mouth


Dr. says This won't hurt when holding the biggest needle in the world


Doctor ah Mr Jones,I have good news and bad news
Mr Jones whats the good news
Doctor you have 48 hours to live
Mr Jones what's the bad news then
Doctor I forgot to tell you yesterday
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#19
Sep 11, 2007 3:42 AM CST HOW OFTEN DO YOU TELL LIES
rivame
rivamerivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia54 Threads 3 Polls 4,601 Posts
rivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia4,601 posts
Consider your testimonials...

to be ...

gee they havent got the emo I need..

Damm...

laugh laugh
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#20
Sep 11, 2007 3:44 AM CST HOW OFTEN DO YOU TELL LIES
rivame
rivamerivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia54 Threads 3 Polls 4,601 Posts
rivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia4,601 posts
can you please stop reading..

joke books from 1956..

and buy yourself a new one...mumbling mumbling






grin
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