An attractive young blonde woman walks up to a bar in a rural pub........She signals for the barman to bring his face close to hers...,"are you the manager?" she asks, running her fingers through his hair.
"No", he replies."Well, can you give him a message?", she asks, stroking his face and allowing two fingers to slip into his mouth, so he can suck on them gently..."Tell him there's no f-(<**g toilet paper in the ladies!!"
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pub........She signals for the barman to bring his face close to
hers...,"are you the manager?" she asks, running her fingers through his hair.
"No", he replies."Well, can you give him a message?", she asks,
stroking his face and allowing two fingers to slip into his mouth, so he can suck on them gently..."Tell him there's no f-(<**g toilet paper in the ladies!!"