try this one (39)
Bah, a last name.
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Surname?
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LMAO... Now that one sounds way more naughty than mine did...
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a willy!!!
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A last name
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I knew someone would say that........
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One track mind!
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yes last name...you are all brilliant!!!!!
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It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This little test should help you get started.
During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."
Okay, here's your test:
1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon."
What was the director's response?
During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."
Okay, here's your test:
1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon."
What was the director's response?
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a normal person would pull the god damn plug!! 
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That was the Doctor's response - In truth, a normal person wouldn't need to take the damn test... 
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You got it..damn, damn, damn...
back to the old drawing board again...curses!!!!!!!lol
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A dead man lies near a pile of bricks and a beetle on top of a book.
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What are the elusive characters? Missing two letters or numbers?
W A T E ?
M ? L O N
W A T E ?
M ? L O N
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a name
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so...I'm a little slow!!!
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Water melon
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Your father has it but your mother uses it.
Nuns do not need it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox's is quite small.
What is it?