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Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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Rugby - a game played by New Zealand, South Africa and Australia
Cricket - a game played by Australians
Baseball - funny version of rounders
Rounders - funny version of cricket
American football - American rugby (with helmets/bigger paycheques)
Gaelic football - Irish football (with no paycheques)
Aussie rule football - Irish football (with paycheques)
Parashoot - A lot of mis-spellings put together in some sentences
Sentence - Time to think up some better jokes
Cricket - a game played by Australians
Baseball - funny version of rounders
Rounders - funny version of cricket
American football - American rugby (with helmets/bigger paycheques)
Gaelic football - Irish football (with no paycheques)
Aussie rule football - Irish football (with paycheques)
Parashoot - A lot of mis-spellings put together in some sentences
Sentence - Time to think up some better jokes
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Good one as always P
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Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic: books that people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist: A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See, I am not injured yet."
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.