Jose Mourinho's last joke at Stamford Bridge ( Archived) (5)

Former Chelsea boss, Jose Mourinho was packing his stuffs into his car on his way out of Stamford Bridge when a journalist approached him.
'Coach, who would you describe as you best player during your 3 three year stay here.'
'I have no best player, Mourinho retorted, all my players are world class.'
'Right, who is your favorite?'
Mourinho said 'I'd say my favorite player is Peter Cech,'
'Peter Cech? the keeper.'
Mourinho nodded. Yes, yes. Peter was a real professional.
'Are you able to explain why you've choose him above the others - you know, Terry, Lampard, Essien, Makalele....., whats so special about Peter?
Mourinho smiled, 'One day, I was walking my famous dog down the street, with Peter beside me.
Down the road, we saw a building on fire and there were a crowd gathering around, screaming.
Up on the third floor of this building, a woman with a 3 month old baby wanted to throw the baby down into the crowd, but no one was willing to take the chance.
Peter ran quickly through the crowd and told the woman to throw the baby. The crowd applauded.
The woman threw the baby to Peter.
Peter caught it, bounced it twice and kicked it into the crowd. You see, Peter was a real professional.

Did anyone hear a song called, I think, "Jose and his amazing technicolour team talk"? Johnny Walker played it on the Radio 2 morning show last week (what kind of loser am I?), and I fell out of bed laughing.