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LucidBlueGood Bye, USA13 Threads 287 PostsSomething that will make me laugh...
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This guy goes into a bar with a duck on his head and says...
Oh crap, just forget it...
Oh crap, just forget it...
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One of these days you are going to have to finish this joke... You leave me hanging with it every time... 
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Okay, how about this, it's funny now.
I had to go get a new cable box today. The cable box is warm. The cat likes warm. The cat sleeps on the cable box. The cat barfed on the cable box. Cable box all shorted out and dead. Explain that one to the nice lady at the counter.
Yes. I cleaned it up first.
I had to go get a new cable box today. The cable box is warm. The cat likes warm. The cat sleeps on the cable box. The cat barfed on the cable box. Cable box all shorted out and dead. Explain that one to the nice lady at the counter.
Yes. I cleaned it up first.
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when should a guy consider starting a diet??
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That is too funny... 
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When he can't see his little buddy by standing up straight and looking down?
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I'm a sweet, compassionate man!!
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Nope, when his doctor tells him to.....but I like your thinking
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How about..........a guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head and the duck has a HUGE beak.......
They walk up to the bar and the guy orders a drink and one for his duck......the bar tender says, "I can serve you but not THAT duck"....the guys asks "why"...........the bar tender says, "because we don't take big bills here".................(insert laughing guy, because my damned emoticons aren't working)
That's the best I can do.........
They walk up to the bar and the guy orders a drink and one for his duck......the bar tender says, "I can serve you but not THAT duck"....the guys asks "why"...........the bar tender says, "because we don't take big bills here".................(insert laughing guy, because my damned emoticons aren't working)
That's the best I can do.........
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Ha... That sounded familar...
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Thanks Heather... That was great... I'm looking forward to the future, but not that far yet...
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Heck I'm not there yet myself...
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Hey, let's go out for a prune juice sometime, just let me know, I'll wear clean diapers that night...
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You are silly...
Okay... Okay... How about tomorrow night?
"What??? Well that was the best offer I've gotten on this site so far!"
Okay... Okay... How about tomorrow night?
"What??? Well that was the best offer I've gotten on this site so far!"
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Done! I hope my new teeth are ready in time. Gotta make sure I sparkle...
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Don't forget the super glue!!!
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Oh and you should wear the tux!!!
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