Fred and Marry just got married but didn't have money to spend on a honeymoon. So they went back to Fred's parents house and spent their wedding night there.
The following morning Fred's little brother Tommy asked his mom, "Are Fred and Marry up yet?" His mom replied, "no" and Tommy said, "do you know what I think?" His mom replied, "I don't care what you think hurry up and get to school."
At lunch time Tommy comes home for lunch and asks, "Are Fred and Mary up Yet." His mom replies, "no" and Tommy says, "Do you know what I think" His mom says, "I don't care what you think go back to school"
When Tommy gets home from school he asks, "Are Fred and Mary up yet." His mom says no they are not up yet" So Tommy asks, "Do You know what I think?" His mom says, "Fine what do you think."
Tommy says, "well last night Fred came into my room to get the vaseline and I think I gave hime my airplane glue"
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The following morning Fred's little brother Tommy asked his mom, "Are Fred and Marry up yet?" His mom replied, "no" and Tommy said, "do you know what I think?" His mom replied, "I don't care what you think hurry up and get to school."
At lunch time Tommy comes home for lunch and asks, "Are Fred and Mary up Yet." His mom replies, "no" and Tommy says, "Do you know what I think" His mom says, "I don't care what you think go back to school"
When Tommy gets home from school he asks, "Are Fred and Mary up yet." His mom says no they are not up yet" So Tommy asks, "Do You know what I think?" His mom says, "Fine what do you think."
Tommy says, "well last night Fred came into my room to get the vaseline and I think I gave hime my airplane glue"