sleepless... (46)
Sure, are you ready?
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So this guy goes into a bar with a duck on his head and...no. That's not it.
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Sorry knows, My mind has been running full speed for a couple of months now and last night is the 1st time I've had more then 4 hrs sleep, so can't really help you. 
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Once upon a time,
there was a prince
who asked a princess
to be his bride.
She said no,
and he lived
happily ever after.
The End.
there was a prince
who asked a princess
to be his bride.
She said no,
and he lived
happily ever after.
The End.
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I don't remember that one from my fairy tale books...
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I've been pretty good with it lately...just tire myself out...but not tonight...
I'm gonna be sorry tomorrow!!
I'm gonna be sorry tomorrow!!
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this is true 
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Well, parents probably tore that one out of the book.
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knowswhentofold to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. You gotta help me, I'm going crazy!"
"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"A hundred dollars per visit."
"I'll sleep on it," said Knowswhentofold.
Six months later the doctor met Knowswhentofold on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
"For a hundred buck's a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars."
"Is that so! How?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"
"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"A hundred dollars per visit."
"I'll sleep on it," said Knowswhentofold.
Six months later the doctor met Knowswhentofold on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
"For a hundred buck's a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars."
"Is that so! How?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"
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You’re off tomorrow?
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nope...gotta get up EARLY...
I'm screwed!
I'm screwed!
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Oh man…that’s no good. What you do?…Let me guess,,,You do Startbucks?
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no...there was no coffee involved..I Swear!!!!!
just random thoughts....swimming around...body is ready for bed...mind has not agreed yet...
just random thoughts....swimming around...body is ready for bed...mind has not agreed yet...
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(in my best R. Kelley voice)
Her minds telling her no....
but her body's...her body's telling her yes
Her minds telling her no....
but her body's...her body's telling her yes
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Just can't shut off my head some nights...
anyone know a good bedtime story???